How is the MFPer above going to die?

Spontaneous Combustion ..they only found both feet with slippers on

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He was both LiftingLadys husband and Bobo's Trainer!

After the trial he was shanked in Prison!

After her request which involved Motorboating came to a tragic end when she was accidentally suffocated!

She was so happy! It was the holiday time and boy was she jolly this year. She LOVES Christmas! She went a little overboard decorating this year. It had been a few weeks since anyone had heard from her. Seems she didn't show up to her monthly play dough art sculpture class. The police entered her residence fearing for her safety and found her trapped in her holiday decorations. She had strung so many light strands that her arms and legs had become entangled. The coroner said it took a very long time for her to die from the bulb burns.

After having had a really stressful year in 2016, she decided that she was gonna take a Vacation minus any children, husbands or pets! She planned it out carefully all of December, bought her ticket to Rome and had made plans to have an Uber Driver pick her up at exactly midnight (12am) on January 1st to take her to the Airport. Her home was quite far from the Airport so she got a chance to have a long conversation with her driver and started getting a little flirty by the time they were nearing the airport. Her flight was still two hours away, so she figured "Why the Hell not?" and asked the driver to pull in at a rest area right before the Airport entrance. He complied and that's when she made her move! Shocked by her sudden advance on him the Driver Freaked out and popped her with a good upper swing right in the middle of her face, tragically this caused her Vomer bone to pierce her frontal lobe and kill her instantly. When making a statement to the Police, the Uber Driver claimed self defense because once she had asked him to pull into that dark Rest area he was sure that she was going to Rob and kill him!

With a candlestick by Mr. Plum in the Study

They found a coyote outside, thought it was a stray dog. It didn't want to be domesticated to say the least...

Depression

Brain fart ..

Although she DID manage to fit into her old high school dress, she bled to death because it was made of shattered glass...
#AtLeastItWasShiny

Was re-enacting the famous Abbot and Costello baseball routine. Walked up to some guy and said "SLOWLY I TURNED...STEP BY STEP"....The guy thought she was a serial killer and beat her to death. Her last words were "Who's on first"

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