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How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    A horrible parasailing accident with a flock of pigeons
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  • cahubbard6421
    cahubbard6421 Posts: 769 Member
    Cardio.....cardio kills everyone. Except in the Zombie Apocalypse.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Tried petting the bears at the zoo, the cage gave out and it was a mess!
  • cahubbard6421
    cahubbard6421 Posts: 769 Member
    For the bear.....im vicious
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He thought that Hippopotamus Wrangling would be a fun hobby!
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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    His Avatar came to him in a dream and he woke up dead!
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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    Overheated his nachopizza hot pockets in the microwave by two minutes. When he bit into it, out gushed a flow of molten cheese which stuck to his face, burning a hole through skin, muscle and bone. Cheese makes everything better...and it kills.
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  • PersianKitty94
    PersianKitty94 Posts: 623 Member
    Ate some hair gel and died.
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  • PersianKitty94
    PersianKitty94 Posts: 623 Member
    mjaykup wrote: »
    PersianKitty94 wrote: »
    Ate some hair gel and died.

    Ouch :(

    Don't eat hair gel and you'll be fine.
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    He was goin down the road, trying to loosen his load. He had seven women on his mind. Four that wanted to own him, two that wanted to stone him, one that did.
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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    She's a private dancer. She dances for brownies. She will do what you want her to do. Unfortunately, the brownies she received were made with eggs contaminated with Salmonella
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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    She was cutting a rug, at a place called the jug, with a girl named Linda Lou. In walked a man, with a gun in his hand....RIP Lulu
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    We were cutting the rug and his blade slipped and cut his Ulnar Artery and bled to death.

    Some carpet layer he turned out to be!
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    Suffered a brain aneurysm at a Talking Heads concert.

  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    He ate too many Big Macs in one sitting. And then while walking home a bear attacked him, and he couldn't run fast enough bc of all the Big Macs. So he climbed a tree to get away, but the weight of all the Big Macs sitting in his gut was too much for the tree to hold. So the tree fell down...into a road...and he got ran over by a car.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Slipped on an icy road...fell..cracked her head ..
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Iced by a jealous Ex wife! :anguished:
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    She was escaping from Shawshank prison. Crawling through the pipe, she could smell freedom. What she didn't know was that One Eyed Hank in the next block over had a very upset tummy from the chefs surprise goulash served the day before and had taken a dump that was forevermore referred to as "The heineous from the anu s". The pipe had become clogged and she was stuck and drowned.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He ate the same goulash hank did..but it backed up in his bowels..the ensuing rot in his guts killed him
  • opheliaphoenix
    opheliaphoenix Posts: 1,474 Member
    Falling over during that game of Naked Twister and breaking her neck.
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  • opheliaphoenix
    opheliaphoenix Posts: 1,474 Member
    happimess1 wrote: »
    She tried to breakup an orgy and got lynched

    LOL, that is hilarious. For you, tripped over slimgirljo's body during the lynching and hit your head on a sharp rock. ;)
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