How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Overwhelmed by my potato's0
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My nuts were too big for her and she choked0
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Putting his nuts where they didn't belong0
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she accidentally ate my microscopic robot0
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walked outside and slipped on the ice and fell off a cliff0
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Embraced a snowman and got frostbite.0
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Her kids did it0
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trying to take a sexy selfie and got hit by a car0
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Fried in the electric chair for vehicular homocide0
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She got the mother of all gumballs from eating chips, which became infected0
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She was exposed to Soman gas0
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A really toxic Dutch Oven0
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Pulling up to soccer practice..her kids hopped out and ran off..as they shut the door a bee flew in ..it rested on her hair unbeknown to her. It walked down to her ear where she slapped at it..
It stung her hand as she squashed it. It was a rare deadly mozambique black bee that had stowed away in a bunch of bananas from africa at the local supermarket.
Her hand throbbed ..swelled and blackened ..the poison in the stinger so potent that in 3 minutes she was a black swollen corpse ..0
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