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How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Was Binge watching the Kardashians and decided that she really wanted the Kim K bootaay! Not having much cash set aside for self improvements, she youtubed the usage of Silicone for plumping up the derrière, made a list and drove to town where she picked up a couple of tubes at her local Ace Hardware and an X-acto knife from Hobby Lobby. She found a Sitter for the day and proceeded with her makeshift operating room to start her DIY plastic surgery procedure. After drinking a pint of whiskey to numb the pain, she managed to get her right cheek filled to a perfect round curve at which point she started the left side. By this time the whiskey began to hit her hard and she went all crazy and emptied the entire 2nd tube of Silicone into her butt cavity and then passed out! The next morning she woke to a disfigured left butt cheek the size of her collie and kinda shaped like him too! Depressed about the whole thing she thought she'd take a breather And take a relaxing hot bath while she figured out a solution. Between the effects of being hung over and the heat from the bath, the silicone toxicity became elevated and she slipped into a coma. her collie shaped asscheek dragged her down under the water where she drowned! :disappointed:
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
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    She was murdered by a long paragraph!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    I heard he couldn't pay for his drugs ....so they shot him and threw his body into the river
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    Epileptic seizure while playing Mario Kart
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Alien anal probe gone horribly wrong
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    Alien anal probe that went too right
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Pecked to death by a flock of pigeons
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    Extreme chafing
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Extreme dating!
    A group of Satanist Women lured him home and sacrificed him to Satan.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Nail gun went off accidently ......straight through the eye
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
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    farted on a hot air balloon ride and it went straight up to heaven.

  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Died a slow death when his Client took their kinky Fantasies to the extreme! :grimace:
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Electric chair for what she did to the poster above her :D
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Twisted colon
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    She was the vet who tried to mend that anal gland ..somehow got faeces on her finger then in her mouth ..7 days later ..dead
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    Held up the local stop n shop. All she stole was a bottle of red bull, a bag of sun chips, and 5 pounds of beef jerkey. Unluckily for her, the store cashier had just watched Walking Tall. He grabbed a nearby 2 x 4 and that was it for her.

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