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How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    We were cutting the rug and his blade slipped and cut his Ulnar Artery and bled to death.

    Some carpet layer he turned out to be!
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
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    Suffered a brain aneurysm at a Talking Heads concert.

  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,279 Member
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    He ate too many Big Macs in one sitting. And then while walking home a bear attacked him, and he couldn't run fast enough bc of all the Big Macs. So he climbed a tree to get away, but the weight of all the Big Macs sitting in his gut was too much for the tree to hold. So the tree fell down...into a road...and he got ran over by a car.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,451 Member
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    Slipped on an icy road...fell..cracked her head ..
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Iced by a jealous Ex wife! :anguished:
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    She was escaping from Shawshank prison. Crawling through the pipe, she could smell freedom. What she didn't know was that One Eyed Hank in the next block over had a very upset tummy from the chefs surprise goulash served the day before and had taken a dump that was forevermore referred to as "The heineous from the anu s". The pipe had become clogged and she was stuck and drowned.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,451 Member
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    He ate the same goulash hank did..but it backed up in his bowels..the ensuing rot in his guts killed him
  • opheliaphoenix
    opheliaphoenix Posts: 1,474 Member
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    Falling over during that game of Naked Twister and breaking her neck.
  • opheliaphoenix
    opheliaphoenix Posts: 1,474 Member
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    happimess1 wrote: »
    She tried to breakup an orgy and got lynched

    LOL, that is hilarious. For you, tripped over slimgirljo's body during the lynching and hit your head on a sharp rock. ;)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,451 Member
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    Auto erotic asphyxiation
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    edited January 2017
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    She went to the theater to see the re-release of James Bond: Casino Royale with Daniel Craig. She was carrying her delicious $14.00 theater nachos back to her seat when the scene where he comes up out of the ocean came on. She stopped dead in her tracks, mouth agape. The nachos slid from her hand and hit the floor. She had the urge to run to him, stepped in the nacho goo and slid all the way down the sloping walkway, crashing face first into the concrete wall at the base of the screen.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Trying to lift her Hummer off the cellphone she ran over, she was parked all the way in and couldn't shift into reverse. She had a hernia already from the last time when she ran over her pet rock. But this time the strain in lifting the Hummer burst her hernia.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,451 Member
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    Red hair dye poisoning :*
  • xtina1081
    xtina1081 Posts: 505 Member
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    choked on a girl scout cookie
  • JackKopCh
    JackKopCh Posts: 8,044 Member
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    Choking on a cockatoo

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