How is the MFPer above going to die?

FabulousFantasticFifty

A stake through her heart!

bruby28

Tripped on her rug and broke her skull

Kullerva

Ran away from the Ark of the Covenant when the lid was open.

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

Extreme retina damage on a solar eclipse date...

slimgirljo15

Raging syphillis

DSwales11

On top

TaraTaraTara76

Horrible bar fight gone wrong.

slimgirljo15

Fell in front of a bus..though some say she was pushed

bruby28

Turkey baster to the eye

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

Alone and afraid of all the purple monsters under her bed...

slimgirljo15

Rat poison, I don't know how it got in his food

DaveDash87

bled to death.. bit her own tongue

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

Rock climbing accident. He survived the 500 ft fall but ultimately died from food poisoning from the sushi he brought...

AliNouveau

he proved it is possible to die of boredom

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

Sugar poisoning consuming way too many Oreos...

AliNouveau

His wrists were slit by a too tight guitar string

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

Although her hips didn't lie, her cholesterol did - heart attack...

bruby28

The Dia beetus

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1Coolwhip

Hit by a flying suicide

AliNouveau

Unidentified frozen object. Tragic really

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

Gang related violence...

slimgirljo15

Syphillis

1Coolwhip

Autoerotica gone right.

slimgirljo15

It was a sad and terrible end, they found him bound and gagged by the side of the road. He'd been used and abused, they say he had a huge smile on his face..

bruby28

Tongue cancer

slimgirljo15

Trapped in her car when the fuel tank explodes

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slimgirljo15

DVT.. gaming too long , got a clot in his leg.

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

She bopped to Cyndi Lauper, twisted her ankle and fell. Died of head trauma...