How is the MFPer above going to die?

jcstevens86

Died for making homophobic slander at a gay pride rally in dc

unfilterednate

Thought he knew me, then he met the real me

jcstevens86

Ganged on by a group of gingered beardsman

unfilterednate

Beaten to death by a bunch of Italians because he snitched.

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jcstevens86

Drug by an irish horesmen for turning me into the italians

Sadlyinwar

Too much coke

jcstevens86

Stealing my coke b4 i od on coke

ryanthegreat314

Drowning in the pool after the piranah attack

jcstevens86

To much preworkout

slimgirljo15

85yrs old with a bed full of nubile beauties ..
He died happy

finny11122

A unmerciful kick of my hobnail boots straight into her *kitten* and out a window hahaha

jcstevens86

A midget gang beats him with oompa loompa boots

FabulousFantasticFifty

Sad story really... He got impaled in the wazoo while running with the Bulls in Spain!

slimgirljo15

Poisoned.. The suspect @finny11122

jcstevens86

Fell to hard for me lol

slimgirljo15

finny11122 wrote: »

A unmerciful kick of my hobnail boots straight into her *kitten* and out a window hahaha

You just want to touch my bum finny

jcstevens86

Excessive diarrhea

ryanthegreat314

Choked on the diarrhea

jcstevens86

Broken heart from my death

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ryanthegreat314

That's legit

jcstevens86

Poisoned Skittles

Svanel

preferred raw steak and died from ingesting

ryanthegreat314

He prefers other things raw too

jcstevens86

Force fed him raw things

Svanel

he stole my coffee on a bad morning

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ryanthegreat314

Cant force the willing

jcstevens86 wrote: »

Force fed him raw things

finny11122

Bungee jump gone bad