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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Fallen space debris0
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A scorned ex Girlfriend laces his cigar with Cyanide!
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Food poisoning from some italian salami
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Starve to death from refusing to stop having sex to eat.0
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Choked while trying to eat a protein bar during sex0
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Ab crushing injury0
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Glynn20 walks into a bar and...well that's it.0
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Smoking to much of what ever it was that made him make up that last story0
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Second hand smoke! lol
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A crazy spurned woman who flies into a jealous rage0
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Eaten by wild dogs she tried to pet1
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He decided to put on a shirt for the first time and had a lethal allergic reaction to the synthetic fibers.0
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Synthetic fibers?!? Brutish Heathen!!
Went into a passionate readheaded rampage and expiratied of apoplectic edema.
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He forgot the safe word
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Her safe word was "MORE"!!! 0
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Drowned staring up at the pretty clouds while it was raining.0
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He slipped and broke his neck on the commode when oiling up in the bathroom0
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Got attacked by Lego men!0
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Attacked and eaten by a Grizzly bear while taking the garbage out.0
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Had a heart attack when the little kid down the street put on a rain coat, run up to him and screamed "YOU'LL FLOAT TOO!!"0
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At 105 in bed with his much younger wife with a smile on his face0
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On top of a studly Man with a smile on her face
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Skydiving on her Fabulous Fantastic 100th.0
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Not getting out the way when I land 0
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Peed on a high voltage line0
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Crushed to death by his own abs0
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Tried to replicate a stunt she saw on a TV show... (it was a Road Runner cartoon) and it went horribly wrong.1
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You've been paying attention!!1
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