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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Choked on scuba diver bones.1
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Auto erotic asphyxiation0
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choked on a mocha latte0
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Bit by a seasnake0
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bit by my snake
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Heart attack when I said Im pregnant with quads0
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Has a snake for a penis.0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Heart attack when I said Im pregnant with quads
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BigWhiteMocha wrote: »Has a snake for a penis.
Why you looking down there0 -
BigWhiteMocha wrote: »Has a snake for a penis.
Why you looking down there
Don't judge, snake man.0 -
They say she's immortal..1
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Tragic unicycle accident0
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She didn't see the bus because her hair was in her eyes.0
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Fell in a vat of maple syrup0
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Froze to death one Canadian winter0
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Smiled so hard that his smile ate his head and he died from face muscle strain.0
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forgot how to smile for so long his heart stopped and he dropped dead1
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Heart attack.. cardio was too vigorous0
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Heart failure after finding out I was dead0
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He didn't die, he spread that rumour to scare me0
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Found out it wasn't a rumor and her heart failed after all.0
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Posting to many comebacks on MFP message boards1
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Texting while walking across street0
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Run over by a bus0
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Ran somebody over with a bus, then got shot by the police.0
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Threw himself in front of me and took the first bullet ..
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Forgot to tip the starbucks employee and they poisoned his coffee0
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Took the second bullet for me
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You're right, I'd do that.slimgirljo15 wrote: »Threw himself in front of me and took the first bullet ..
I'm sure that's happened to me before, good thing I've built an immunity.Forgot to tip the starbucks employee and they poisoned his coffee0
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