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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Squirrel apocalypse0
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Budgie attack0
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Toad licking taken to fatal extremes0
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The Kraken!!!0
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Lochness monster snack0
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At the beach cause I am gonna sneek up on her and drag her into the deep0
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Electric chair for my murder
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Phew..
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suicide pact..we couldn't live without each other1 -
Thought he was opening the lavatory door on a flight and accidentally opened an exit door and was sucked out and into an engine0
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He as the a really really really really really really really hot chili pepper0
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Kneecapped my Tonya Harding1
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Typo police0
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explosion from ingestion of micro brewed Hungarian Pilsner over fermented0
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became the leader of the cult after a hostile corporate takeover, inciting a jealous rage from the former cult leaders 18 wives (all under 15) and was later killed in suspicious circumstances.0
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Exhaustion from multiple wives1
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loved to death by all the women on MFP. At least he died with a smile on his face!0
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From overwhelming excitement , listening to my stories0
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lavinia_whateley_goals wrote: »with all secrets kept and buried with him
Some people would breath a sigh of relieve
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he wouldn't he'd be resurrected as Eddie from Iron Maiden to remain as the lead guitarist in the band0
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happimess1 wrote: »told a porn star he was a better lover than her..and had a heart attack that night in bed
Got stuck under a sumo wrestler0 -
thinking he was superman after a massive gig and after party, he took on a moving combine harvester.......lets just say he thought he put up a good fight.........1
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Ya smiling all the way down pal 1
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Pitchfork accident0
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Her tongue stuck to the flagpole and no one noticed. She tragically froze to death.0
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Electrocuted when his equipment shorted0
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