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Whurr mah money?
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"I already did and it was glorious for her. Best tonsil hockey competition evarrrrrrr! I shoot, I score! The crowd goes wild!" Then my wife wakes me up from my dream to tell me our dog vomited again and it's my turn to clean it up.
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Will he help me hide the bodies?
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Debate the merits of pre and post black album Metallica.
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Who's "Ben Dover"?
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Wheel
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I dunno, dude. I plan on conquering the natives and manipulating their culture to view me as the "great white war-god" of the holiest of their ancient texts so that I can utilize their fear and supplication to provide for me. Not sure what you're gonna do, but I guess you could be one of the lesser deities. How does God of…
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Ask her if they do those cool latte foam art things at the shop we're in and then awkwardly transition to wondering aloud if it's okay to just order juice or hot chocolate because I'm not really into coffee. Also, work in that she has nice peepers. Those are eyes, btw. Get your minds out of the gutter, people!
