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MFP etiquette says that OP has to go first, always. Please provide proof of real selfie. I'm thinking a picture with you and the MFP screen in the background, while holding up your ID and a credit card should do. Ensure proper lighting for us to accurately make out the digits on the documents in order to successfully…

Well... I had a plan of getting the damn Christmas tree like two weeks ago. It's gonna have to be tomorrow.

I found my old (VERY old) last.fm with tons of this kinda music. Which sounds like teenage angst but actually still nice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJCYwpZx8eo But then I remembered I have to work like a mindless drone so it's back to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JLqGTBsBx8

Also I would gift y'all a map of where you are. I know how to do them (design and production), it was my start-up dream a couple of years ago using my dad's CNC but I never actually had time to do it. There's someone on kickstarter living my dream right now.

@DemSwells :heart:

Half the time it's stretchy jeans and a sweater, the rest is sweatpants, fluffy socks and a tee (and a hoodie). Right now it's office hours and I have to be presentable so it's the first. But it's also freaking winter so... winter boots.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p58RkLbnC8k

You guys made me giggle. Or was it jiggle? Giggle. Jiggle. Wiggle wiggle wiggle. Also, huge amount of dool.

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A thermometer that instead of reading temperature, reads what a person really, actually needs in that moment Something that stops time for everyone and everything else other than you. With a premium add-on functionality of being able to un-stop time for specific other people / pets / stuff. A lunch box that is bigger on…

It's just wishful thinking at the moment, I'm hoping my actual current work will provide enough for a deluxe cryonics package so that when the time comes I can just put myself on hold until the Space Cadet Academy becomes a thing. Fingers crossed they'll have a belly dancing optional!

An astronaut dentist belly dancer. I was not one to compromise on what was achievable simultaneously. I don't wanna be a dentist anymore...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0fkTAec0ks

I used to be that person too! Now I work out in public in a gym, so my karaoke dance-along has been reduced to a decent nod-dance... Didn't have bad experiences to date, and where I started going people are really OK and everyone's doing their own thing (but they help if you have a question, or politely ask if they have…

Bit wild-haired, bit thinking-impaired, bit unprepared. Story of my mornings. Thanks, darling. :heart: Thank you! :smile:

Look... There are people in this world who would tell [insert supermodel / fitness model name here] that right now, they aren't the most physically attractive women. This has nothing to do with you, or Adriana Lima, or Kate Upton or stuff, and *everything* to do with them. Been in your shoes. When I was young and words…

Can't find the savage thread. Can't find my head. I would really pay a lot to be able to go back to bed. [- this morning's 6 AM toilet poetry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIWxRYDJE68

* 21 vacay days per year plus the legal holidays (about 10-14 of them, depending on whether they're landing on a weekend or week day) * Travel. Lots of travel, in Europe. Both a blessing and a curse really with the absolutely hectic schedule, but you get to see and visit cities (mostly during evenings off or nights). *…

Oh I I just died in your arms tonight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCYr2T01ibk This has to be one of my favorite songs, from one of the best albums there have ever been produced. It's perfect for soft singing along.

Apart from glorious @mustacheU2Lift (mustbeardu2liftmaybe,considering?) the lack of actual beard selfies in this thread is disappointing. Get with the programme already! I am impatiently waiting.

Oh and then there's also the „wanted to post to a friend's page but it got posted on mine instead so now I look like I'm having multiple personalities and they got a thing going on”.

Daily rant, happy [insert day of the week], what's your plan for the day? Workout printscreen with included commentary. I'm still alive, sorry for being such a crap friend post. The long bullet list of updates, sprinkled with TMI. Random picture upload. Also a while ago there used to be the 3,000 character long insightful…

95F and no air movement, seriously?! That's cruelty! But hey, money.

@iMago Please tell me that comes with the bottle, too! And that the bottle is magic and refills when depleted. With a nice, full bodied Cabernet - dry, like the best jokes in this world.

I remember most of these and you all are awesome!!! :heart:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfhSqcn5K2Y „All my skin is drifting on the wind” - this line stuck with me for years and years, it comes back sometimes

Fun story... When I closed on the apartment, I got it with everything that the ex-owner left inside. Her husband had died and and she just moved to the States to be with her daughter, who was living there with her own family. She was finally selling, after 5 years away. It was probably one of those situations in which you…

I don't have a dishwasher. I don't have cable (but do have a TV because it was a fun investment at the time to play Mass Effect on a yuuuge screen, and now well, Netflix...). I don't have umbrellas either (bought a few and lost all of them in a matter of days after getting them). I don't have a car, or a driver's license.…