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How would you?

She's around here all the time - how could you not know her?

Wow - did you hear about what Ella and Gertie did today?

So there they were just

Profit

Professor Longest you've ever went without bathing?

Does an extremely minor earthquake count? Did you know that I had thought someone was walking around on my roof - that's what it felt like? Do you really want to know? Does someone want to tell her about Aunt Gertie's shannagins?

In 5th grade my teacher punished me for talking in class by pouring the contents of the trashy all over the floor in the classroom and making me pick it up by hand, while she went on with the lesson and my classmates watched...my dad complained about that though and she got in trouble. :) Have you tried La Croix?

I was tired of jumping through hoops like I was in the Olympics or something.

I was tired of him wearing my heels everywhere.

Hey big sexy

Sure would!

I laid some!

*sarcasim*

You know. Because of the whole Asian thing...(jk)

No! I am!

Is *kitten* on someone's porch misundstood?

Oh, I will!

I mean, as long as long as it doesn't piss off Aunt Gertie - don't you know what an *kitten* she can be?

Purrrr

No - spankings, please? ;)

Hottest of the sexy.

Absolutely!

I'd like to ask her what Ganja is.

Give me treats!?!

Oh *kitten* - literally!

Girls night out for beer. Or catnip. Her choice. My treat.

Of course, I would!

What's that smell!?!