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No kisses. But I'll give you a fist bump
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Hmm...she looks like a ten
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Afraid not
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Don't push your luck buster.
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She's trouble for sure
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Yeah sure whatever
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Here's the stair master. Lol but I'm sure as hell not gonna pass out on it
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Lol I can't cause I'm knocking out my cardio on the stair master. Lol and I fall sleep on its gonna be pretty nasty.
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Lol I'll be over in two shakes of a lambs tail
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A mail order bride
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I want some more caffeine
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Well yesterday I was disappointed cause I could no longer steal from the toys for tots bin.
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This is true
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Yup
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Well she's cute, so yes
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We broke up cause of domestic abuse in home. I kept telling her I can't help my "gum" stains.
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She put me in a mental institution for the stains she caused on the sheets.
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Not in this life time
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She lied and said she liked my vanilla filling.
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Fist bump for you
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I'll do you one better. Fish bump
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I'm ending cause I just remembered that I'm not gay
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I force feed meat to vegans.
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Sweet now I know how to clean up spooge. I wonder how many people have asked that question though?
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Sweet I can this gum out now. But I'm wondering if cum stains
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Who hasn't abused a donut?
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Spooge is probably a lot easier to get out though.
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It kinda looks like cum though
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To get this gum out of my sheets
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That's a negative ghost rider.