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does my bum look big in this...
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farted too often
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Yes
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You can add me, here almost daily and have a open diary.
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finding her brother in bed with us wasn't a pleasant surprise
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beard down under
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wanted to move to Venus
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stolen ex's bras...
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smile
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No way
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satisfying her and her 4 sisters in one go was hard work
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Smooth
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her mum was hot!
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she had a 'real thing'
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his ex was my brother
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kept confusing me for a woman
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she had gigolos on fast-dial
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refused to get pregnant, something about having no ovaries
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threesome was great, four was OK, five is too much!
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always busy putting on makeup
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Shania Twain
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Smooth like butter
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goes round measuring random blokes' d1cks :p
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confuses mobile screen size for something else...
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Forward
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thinks 5 inches is a long distance
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thinks George Clooney is her granny
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turns out I am her granny...
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Choked while fornicating
