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I was computer illiterate...
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I can be your Marcie and you can be my Peppermint Patty...
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Rockin the vote...
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My best friend's girl...
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I failed at fulfilling both her wants and her needs...
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Of the wonderful things she does...
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Interracial relationships are fun...
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She only nibbled on the sausage...
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Apparently, she raised her standards...
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You may be able to feed my addictions...
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Head tilts get me every time...
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I preferred eating out...
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She wore the pants in the relationship... #IWasANudist
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I wasn't worthy of her legs...
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Ask her how'd she like her steak cooked...
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Ask him to pass the Cheese Whiz...
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Keeping her friends close but her enemies closer...
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"I loved myself better than you I know it's wrong so what should I do?"
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Making a list of names to be marked off at a later time...
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Protesting the dress code...
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Tutoring the football team...
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The designated driver...
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I could use another dependent for income tax purposes...
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Dodging my subtle advances..
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Ask her if alcohol is permitted on the premises...
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Practicing her curtsy in preparation of her meeting with the queen...
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Crushing on Max Headroom...
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She's familiar with the abacus...
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Creating the 1st selfie by attaching a Polaroid to a cane...
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Using her magic for the good of all people...
