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The inspiration for one of Prince's songs... #DarlingNikki
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In a ZZ Top video...
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Drawing attention from onlookers...
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Loneliness has become too much to bear...
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She was no longer attracted to my lack of attractiveness...
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I'd ask her if she could spare a square...
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She understands that I'll only offer her my heart not my soul...
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He wears his sunglasses at night...
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Rock, papers, scissors (nude version?)... #HerNotMe
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At risk of not graduating...
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Sit uncomfortably in awkward silence...
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She never even called me by my name...
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He didn't support my arts and craft addictions...
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She considered microwave dinners "cooking"...
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I couldn't satisfy her appetite Or she couldn't satisfy mine One of those...
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Make inappropriate suggestions to an appropriate situation...
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Experiment...
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Avoiding physical contact with her SO...
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Always passing out fanzines...
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Reveal our deepest and most compelling secrets to each other...
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You always have freshly squeezed orange juice...
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A boxer from Philadelphia...
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She didn't consider my happy anniversary emoji a proper gift...
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Avoiding all conversations with the popular kids...
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You always prefer the book over the movie version...
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I was not sufficiently qualified to keep her satisfied...
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My mommy says I'm old enough to date now...
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Hall monitor...
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You think inside the box...
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Attempting to rescue me from flooding waters...
