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She's quite stunning :)
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Her love of cats ;)
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(No offense to anyone, but nooooooooo!) Lead singer of Evanescence
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Professional behind evaluator (I should take some continuing ed classes for that, btw.)
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The guy who could always get the booze
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Estate sale
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She has her own line of guinea pig scented perfumes
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Exotic animal tamer. Balloon animals, that is.
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Freelance Russian nesting doll artist
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Frightens clowns to tears by dressing herself up as a toddler
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Hey, that's just my side gig!
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She's the world's foremost expert in piñata hanging
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The gal showing off her legs
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Carried around a Jem and the Holograms lunchbox. It was full of Marlboros.
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Braids body hair (unasked)
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Violently corrects people when they mispronounce "canapé" at cocktail parties
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Makes musical instruments out of the actual condoms
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Glowing
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Stylish
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Owns the internationally renowned lap sitting business known as "The Bun Patrol."
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She's enormously talented
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Professional phone sex judge. Simon Cowell is one of her biggest fans.
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She's better than me at creating the spreadsheets and flowcharts, but we both can kick out a mean doodle.
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A related hobby of hers is studying restaurant demographics and how they relate to orgasm affinity.
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Man, those restaurants hate us. ;)
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Being a Meg Ryan lookalike, she visits restaurants and reenacts the famous scene from "When Harry Met Sally." But she *doesn't* fake it.