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A couple days late but Christmas wear

Bring those Christmas Dolphin lips on over here 👅

You had me until the educated part 😩 I'm just missing out over here What about manlift and boomlift certified🤔

Nah, our beards would probably get stuck together

What's a kiss without a hug? So both

😙👅

I'm up cooking breakfast for the fam after my workout. Bacon, eggs, protein pancakes, grits, and a pot of coffee

Folding laundry. I swear for every towel I fold another 2 appear

No, no I wouldn't

While he seems like a great guy, can't say I have

Finishing up desserts for the teachers my kids school. Somehow I end up on the only dad on the PTO every year and get roped into being over food truck vendors and making desserts

Well I thought you'd never ask ☺️

I promise there's nothing anyone here could say that would offend me. Between working for the railroad and in maintenance now I've seen and heard it all

Oh I took it as a complete joke. I'm not that serious that I don't laugh about every situation I've been in 😂

You've never woke up to a woman holding a butcher knife because you cheated on her in her dream 💀

Need a little bit more of that nervous tick, but close 😝

🚩🚩🚩 sometimes you need a little crazy in your life

That my cell number is apparently the popular fake number to give out of the day. I've gotten everything from someone trying to reach their professor to a girl giving a guy my number after their "amazing time they had at the party this past weekend "

When you get notifications of mentions in the thread but it comes up permission denied when you click on it so you post a goofy pic in the actual thread This was last night when everything that touched my skin irritated it(I'm an old man and came down with the shingles) My mom said she had a soft robe that'd feel great and…

Filling out my daily timecard at work where I justify every minute of me being here

Nada

Now you're harping on my sweet side, do I at least get some crumbs

Better bring your Mr Zogs then

Dang, you want me to start a fire with the friction over here ?

😂 you only like me for my boomerang

So my mom is a pure redneck, having said that here's my story When I was 12, my mom decided to take me and my grandpa to hooters for our birthdays. At the time they would put you on a stool in the middle of the restaurant and spank you as their birthday tradition. When it was my time to be put on the spot I hopped up on…

I'm not strutting, this is just how I walk 😉😝

When I find out I'm the other guy Though this has been in the turn on column in times past 💀

He's getting a hug whether he wants one or not 🤷‍♂️

Nah, don't believe I will