boudiepitbull Member

"just...survive...somehow"

...the public nuisance created by a bunch of greasy butter smeared idiots running around waving rolling pins at each other

pre-op conjoined twin or just a Gemini (that was not directed at you Justin and makes absolutely no sense since someone changed their profile pic)

was unapproachable by badboys

spent a lot of time on the bleachers...just because

maybe did a lot of acid

could never remember the combination to his locker

I'm choosing to believe all the hype in the moment about them being a superfood. I grind 1 tbs of them along with 2 tbs of flax seeds and add them to my morning oatmeal and in smoothies. Before that I only grew them on Chia Pets and Chia Heads when my kids were little.

took Driver's Ed very seriously

Hootie and the Blowfish, because...well...just because

Nigella Lawson! Who had suddenly appeared at the door demanding they use more butter AND some cream...

Back in my day...Wax Lips were still politically correct!

From deep within the safety of his spaceship, the alien astronomer looked thru his telescope and thought, 'Ah...so that's what they do with that stuff'.

"Toast!", she screamed... "You can't handle real toast!"

He grabbed her hand and looking into her eyes said, "No! We can still make toast...can't we?"

I hate to be a real Debbie Downer, but...ummmm...I dunno...somebody is going to have to be used as bait.

Back in my day, Dads everywhere put a bowl on your head before they cut your hair...

rip the Land o' Lakes Indian princess poster from the wall and threw it on the floor...

She peeked in the door, "Hey! That's not what you're supposed to do with butter!" she exclaimed...

ho ho ho

Urban Santa's helper. Comes down the fire escape and tries to open the window.

I'll fool him!

once tried to snort toothpaste

Different profile pic...same shirt! Bwahahaha!

Do I even have a good side? Focus! Focus!

I'll use that well practiced look that makes people think I actually care...

If I only had one ear I'd look just like Van Gogh...

...the dogs came back and said, "He followed us home! Can we keep him?" [God! I just answered myself...this is getting compulsive]

If you don't even want to touch the donkey, why would you want to sit on it?

Look! The donkey is from Tijuanna and I think he likes me!