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Answering silly forum posts on MFP

I just discovered this bread. It's pretty legit.

Just wait till your dad gets home..

Some call it a Scythe, I call it a sling blade

Def Love. Sneezing

The bubbly cheerleader

Like Black Marble

I think I'd like to spontaneously combust. Go out with a literal bang.. maybe get a little something on the unfortunates who happen to be close by.

No, I usually unbutton my top two buttons, and if that doesn't work I start sobbing inconsolably.. HYE changed a tire on the side of the road?

I drink zero calorie seltzer water whenever I want something carbonated. I've done this for years and actually find soda way too sweet. As far as the headaches, that's definitely attributed to caffeine withdrawal.

People who intentionally merge into a lane that they know is ending so they can pass cars and force their way in a few cars ahead.

As the father of a 9 year old, if I see my son sitting around the house on electronics too much and the weather outside is decent, I have no problems with saying hey man, go play outside for a while. I don't force him to exert himself in an effort to make him exercise but as long as he's getting ample play time outdoors I…

There was a meeting with a Russian lawyer..

I turned 40 last week. I can finally hang out with you guys!

I've never been to a WalMart when there wasn't a child being spanked and screamed at, either in the parking lot or in the store somewhere

The wicked witch of the west (just legs)

I usually lay around, b!tch and moan a lot. Throw up, sob like a baby, etc.. But yeah, I stick with my calorie goals.

I was recently in Venice Beach for the week. I found this awesome camper and took a photo because a) it was really unique and b)It struck me that if I moved here this is what I could afford to live in.

Know what's more embarrassing than asking for a spot? Getting stuck under the weight and having to shout for help to be set free. LoL. I've seen it happen, it aint pretty. I actually get nervous and concerned when I see ppl pushing themselves and not asking for a spot. Think of it this way, you may be relieving the stress…

First you have to find a magic chicken..

I like soups. The progresso light soups are about 200 calories per can and they make me feel satisfied. They do have a lot of salt though, so there's that..

I'm just reading through these pretending that they're all about me..

I don't usually, because I take bad pictures, but I have posted a couple here because I wanted to participate in the discussion and be part of the community..

The smell of bacon cooking..

I just buy the 100 cal bags. Problem solved :D

True.. this seems like an effective delivery system to shoot them right in to my mouth..