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Watching paint dry over here. Riveted. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoAtT9KT0M8

Agree. On both counts. :)

*kitten*-oww?

Be careful.. you'll make Becky jealous. lol

I can't even begin to tell you how many kitten pics I've received because of that filter..

The Chinese restaurant place-mats are dead accurate though.

I write out my deepest darkest thoughts. Then, inebriated, I unveil them over a loud speaker to an audience of strangers..

I dated a Leo once. She was also super flirty. Maybe there's some truth to all that astrocosmetology..

My band just released a video.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAAWl_SJ0wc

Lets not go getting ahead of ourselves..

I see now why flirting gets you in trouble.. ;) <-- I'm not winking at you.. I have something in my eye.

I was only ever good at flirting with people I cared nothing about. If it was someone I was really interested in, I'd be all... #notsmooth

To skip ahead 24 hours..

Cucumber?

At least they don't move around a lot.

So do you guys have a special dead people hair and nail person for open caskets?

Groupon maybe?

Wait.. you're serious?

I want to be added to powdered creamer containers.. Just a pinch in each jar. Ha

This is a good question.. like when you cremate someone, are their special measures taken to ensure that their ashes don't mix with the last guy in the oven? If I have a loved one cremated and I receive their ashes, is it definitely 100% uncle Bob, or is it mostly Uncle Bob, with a bit of 100's of other folks mixed in?

I used it for years, on and off for weight training. It did indeed help me put on muscle (and fat) weight and increased my lifts. I ultimately opted to stop taking it because at times it would make me nauseous and after reading about it, I learned that the energy burst I was feeling was mainly due to the copious amounts of…

Let's see, I have a few.. 1. The guy that pulls a set of dumbbells off of the rack and then stands right in front of it while he does a set, blocking access for anyone else needing weights. 2. The people that work out in straight street clothes. I used to belong to a gym where this guy would lift in jeans and cowboy boots,…

My weight is consistent within a pound, except for on the weekends when my sleep and boozing schedule changes, at which point I weight around 3 lbs less (probably due to dehydration)

Hugh Jackman

I used to stuff a potato down my pants when I performed with my band. I got a lot of really funny looks. Finally my guitarist told me, the potato is supposed to go in the front. Doh!