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Oil Painter. Graduate of Cooper Union. Degree in Fine Arts and graduate of Sniper School (the HK stands for Hunt & Kill - Maybe a Terminator?)

CSI Pathologist. Has her own theme song during autopsies. Wont answer Questions as to why its "I want you to take me to Funky Town"

Youre not getting the message and you and are missing the point. I didnt see a hundred patients to see this guy. He's the first one off the bat in a family practice The enzymes were bad. Very bad. If you cant understand the annecdote, then dont know there is no standard for 50 y/o 60 y/o etc. You should not walk-in to…

Works at an old fashioned rollerblade ice cream shop. We all Scream for her Double Portion Shakes ;) Didn't even know that was possible

Not extreme. Common. Bing Drinker. I drink. But in moderation. I never suggest being a monk

3 part Vodka, 3 part Triple Sec. 4 part Tang (-with cane sugar) with Fresh Squeeze Lemon Juice & Vanilla Extract, 4 part Cranberry Punch or Cran Apple, Crushed Ice & Grenadine = Triple Sex on Beach. Zero Calories or Last you wont care your on a Diet Anymore. Risk of waking up in Strange Places, cuddling up to Strangle…

Dark Vader's Evil Jedi Apprentice. Rather than Electricity she uses fire. Hence: Amused Toaster.

On my First Job, one young college patient came to me with Liver Enzymes of 60 y/o Hardcore alcholic. I couldnt believe it. A step away from Pancreatitis.. No kidding. Bloodwork: Liver Panel- If AST and ALT are elevated and AST is twice ALT then you have Alcoholic Hepatitis. Easy Medschool Mnemonic : The S in AST is for…

Lots if Good Healthy Protien for a Cannibal. Low Cholesterol.

Actress set to Star in Re-Remake of La Femme Nikita

Tiny Tim - Living In the Sunlight

A teacher. Of female spies. After many years as a Honey Trap specialist for the CIA - drawing out Russian Spies and Defectors, Amber the Overload settled into a quite life as Professer at Langley with her love interest at the Moment, A Billionare Oil Exec

Hot Dog Vendor in Manhattan. 5 th Ave and West 37 th Street. Known as the Mustardless Red Head. Secretly, Her Anti-Mustard Crusade is motivated by a Traumatic Childhood experience involving a Tuna Salad, a KittyCat and a French Poodle

Master of Disguise. Currently prepping a disguise for another Daring Mission against the Mysterious and Evil Mr Hat

Bristles McGee, The Don of the Mustache Mafia. Involved in illegal Mustache Rides (5 cents)

Grillmaster "Toaster", competed on Top Chef. BBQ virtuoso

With 4 kids, It feels like it. Easy. DEA Agent and YouTube Rap Star. He took off the gold chains to make it harder to guess

Mystical Boobie-icorn, runs the forests in the land of Gymnasio across the way from the Lands of My Little Pony. She's the BadGirl type Boobie-icorn. (ok, maybe this one is a bit of a stretch )

Chairwoman of Board for Evil Conglomerate Corporation Registration & Licsencing LLC. Known internationally for quality control on all of James Bond's & Kim Possible's opponents.

Wow !!! Not a doctor. I really shouldnt be too hard to find on internet if knowing what I do really bugs you ;) Researcher for Cosmetics Company. Bunnys and Mascara. That sorta thing. You know dolling up bunnies for prom night

King Kong's Favorite Female Kidnap Victim. Charges Fee if other movie monsters wants to climb Empire State Building holding her

Jodie Foster's Eviler Twin

Zena Warrior Princess

Body Double for Leelee Sobieski

Tantric Blackdress Witch

Gieco Agent (but was Queen Nefertiti in previous life)

Sheep shearer

Almost there. Not a doctor. Ive given alot of Moderate Sedation. Works at FDA. Funny Drug Association. Field Tester. Hence the purple psychedelic background.

Martial Arts Instructor with the Blacker Belt (more black than the black belt) with a Secret Life of Teaching other to take Selfies and look Great Doing it. :P Yes that is a Dole Banana but Im still happy to see you. Hmm potassium

Optometrist