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Drives a Party Limo
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Runs the Olympic Nightclub, mainly caters to swim stars due to its Boom Boom Soap Suds/ Bubble Room
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The Director of Pet-O-Centipede, Dutch Horror film. Considering it was Stuffed Animals and a starred Doc McStuffins, it wasnt that scary but it was subtitled.
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There is no killer blow here. Its just motherly disbelief and negativism. Its in the last chapter of the Mothering Rule book (this gets delivered to your house the day after you give birth, you must sign an agreement to return it to the Society of Mothers before your child becomes a teenager and finds it). Jokes Aside.…
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Definately earns multiple awesomes. ROCK and ROLL !!! Dude. Almost speechless. Im going use this to show/ inspire patients if tou dont mind...
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Left Over Wrap Chinese Wing Meat - 1 oz 1 slice ham Kraft Cheese - 1 slice Lots of spinach 1 fried plantin - 1 oz out of cherry tomatos and onions Wrap - 60 cal and Bustello Coffee, 1/2 Diet snapple
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Founder, CEO, Lead Designer, CFO, Corporate Lawyer, Advertising Head, Patent Holder, Chairwoman of the Board for Sports Bra Testing Company. Everyone from CEO to security, delivery guys, warehouse, secretaries and public relations are required to wear sports bras regardless of gender or generall itchiness.(preferably over…
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Dog Rescuer. Funds Mission by delivering dogs to Thialand.
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Runner-Up in Auditions for Remake of Flash Dance. Didnt get part because couldnt smile (large violin playing in background)
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Amused Samurai Ninja Master. Accept no substitutes.
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After Dissing Selfies for years, that I would actually like them after losing weight. My wife worked hard & finally broke my resistance. At least, she stopped saying that I remind her of her Grandpa "Poppy Joe". At least untill I give her another old fashioned opinion
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Nickolas Cage's Body Double. Unfortunately Mr Cage refuses to use a Body Double for the love scenes
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Wraps up individual PEZ and auctions them on EBay
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Made it to the Finals of the Texas Hold'EM contest in Vegas
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Bank Robber. Succesful by the smile on her.
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Just how addicted are? And what would you do for more? Would you be willing to wack a rival for more diet coke? would ya?
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Lipstick Model. Known for flashing her dazzling smile around world in fashionable locations such as Paris, Milan, New York, Tokyo and Moscow. Works for Lancome, L’Oréal and Revlon. But blackmailed to living a double life as a CIA assassin due to Horrifying Mind Numbing Secret: Collagen. Should her secret get out, she will…
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Looks like a pizza to the face. Very hungry resturaunt goer. Very Hungry. Unfortunately pizza doesnt absorb thru facial skin. She should open her mouth opening. I would know, learned the hard way. Traumatic experience. Dont ask. Being human isnt easy. And yes, I have always been human, not from FORNAK 5.
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Bicept Tatoo Artist (only bicepts, nothing else) and Hand Model (Demonstrated in Profile pic). Motto: "Go Bicept or Go Home"
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Poses on pianos and sports cars for photographers. BTW, am I the only who knows what a fluffer is? or did you mean that in an innocent way?
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Hypnotist. Its in the eyes.... hmmm what was I thinking? Who am I? I seem to like bananas
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Notice amout of Rice applied... minimal. Great Little Restaurant in Brooklyn. Image at home. Yellow Tail Scalion 190 cal.
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Notice amout of Rice applied... minimal. Great Little Restaurant in Brooklyn. Image at home. Yellow Tail Scalion 190 cal.
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Hockey Team Owner. Digging new selfie... great smile
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My wife feels same way. Wont say though. Its based on BMR. Basal MetAbolic Rate. My Calorie Target is her BMR. My portion are small. Therefore her Target and portions are ... :(
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Spiderman
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Having my boss tell me its time to buy new clothes. After waiting years for a personalized lead apron, a few months later the belt tighten is now too long (i was last in dept to get one). It dont fit (cant be tightened enough). Now I fit in all the regular ones. I can fit into my bosses leads.. WTF
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Former College Student, now Money Launderer for a Columbian Cartel
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How do look up people profile? BTW.. Im think Im pretty easy find on net considering my user name that I dont know how to change. Lastly... Arsonist Oh and "Rich People Battery Changer" ?!?! I werk in an underserved area. My piddly widdly feelings are hurt and my honor stained :p
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ROOT !!!! ROOT !!!! ROOT !!!! ROOT !!!! ROOT !!!! I'm very happy for you. Rooting for your success. You can do it! You can do it! You can do it! Alot of people you havent met, may never meet but read this are all your cheerleaders. Go for it ! Go for it ! Go for it ! Go for it ! Go for it !
