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i would have eaten the first box after 24 hours then i would have chastised myself and thrown away the rest then i would blame the friend for asking to 'hold these cookies for me' because are u serious who does that to a friend

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i pace back and forth while on mfp and log it as 'walking, dog'

this is just so gorgeous <3

i would say most people have locked up their hearts or they rusted out molded over got infected and then sepsis set in so their hearts just limp around in this premature geriatric emotional state hardened and sickly and unable to love but maybe they were attractive hearts at one point in time like pink and beating strong…

"no one is unattractive" is what the man said then he said the heart thing idk idk i still think he might be saying albert fish is attractive

what about that one serial killer that cooked babies and ate them? eta: albert fish, werewolf of wysteria, the original boogeyman

i like this photo collage <3

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those iphone users in their walled garden amirite? i'm so edgy i only use android phones i find while dumpster diving then root ice cream sandwich and pay for everything with bitcoin *kitten* the system!

ah, recognition. finally. i am proud of my contributions

i do arts and crafts

i really just wanted bird but every incarnation was taken so i had to add underscores and and 'ie'

you know i've lost about 85 pounds now and logically i see it but i was fat for my whole life and really fat for like the past 6/7 years so i dont feel it irl still have like that 'keep your head down and don't talk to anyone' kinda thing that fat kids have

TIL cruffler is someone who like old historical firearms

dont y'all get too sad they are cannibals so he coulda just been getting ready to eat his friend

my moms had this one squirrel she hated. it used to run from window to window of the house giving her the side-eye, then when she went outside it would pelt olives at her from the olive tree. she kept a little pistol on the table by the door in case she ever had the opportunity to shoot him then one winter i went to her…

yep i dont think it will ever change i'm ok with that though like ive lived so long irl as an un pretty girl i wouldn't know how to be any other way

people on mfp are SHOCKED at this user's forum posts click here to find out why!

sounds like click bait

i don't have tinder but ffs if youre saying no one should comment on other peoples pics without their consent you just shut down the *kitten* Internet

when i put pics up on the internet or send pics to people they are public domain doesn't really matter if i would prefer them private as soon as they are in the aether its out of my hands i think u know that too cant depend on the ethics of strangers to keep yr *kitten* private

imgur.com/r/Tinder and no i don't think reposting tinder profiles is *kitten* up i don't understand how people have expectation of privacy from a dating app or fb ig kik snapchat etc dont pay for anything and click right thru user agreements without reading them the words and pics you send are not private anything you send…