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a chicken farmer he has like a degree in chicken farming

its super hard like i'm pretty sure i'll never have a real mouthful again and missing sugar is like coke withdrawal

i went on keto last week and i think y'all know i'm dreaming of ho hos every nite

<3 von miller <3

*karb *kween

its so weird to me when people seem to think they understand all the people and all their disparate life experiences and their many choices based on both free will and circumstance and then distill it down to a paragraph post it on the internet like 'this is how people are, i put them in these groups, i categorize, file…

you seem like the type to leave a voicemail

i have a threesome of apple, pumpkin, and caramel candles burning right now

please don't disagree with me i hate that

the one with the lowest self esteem texts first don't blow your cover

maybe your cherry tolerance was increased?

seems a lil lame for an AMA just sayin

actually i'm on a keto diet right now so if you could describe how they taste in detail kinda like a phone sex operator that would be awesome

can you taste the difference in the colors

who could put a price on the safety of coconut water drinking-children?

happiness is transient and incomplete like it doesn't last and when you're happy it doesn't mean there's not some part of you that's angry or sad but sadness is like that too transient and incomplete like you might surprise yourself at a low point by laughing idk really know if it's like this with everyone but laughing…

i dusted the top of my fridge and didn't fall off the chair

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cheese danish

ok ok ok your next move is eat another box text her, be like: "there are only two left now sorry lols u better pick the last two up soon haha" ball in her court, mother *kitten*!

lowl

i'm part owl

a group of owls is called a parliament

Oxytocin_Panda great user name

i self edited to stay out of jail