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Juggles eggs
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He's obsessed with My Little Pony
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She insured her legs for $1M
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Dumping him because he was sleeping with some cousins
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He had no tongue
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Glow in the dark socks to sleep in
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He drives a moped
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He wNtud guD grAMmer
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Covered in bandaids
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I have. It's why I home gym. NHIE eaten caviar
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His real name is Fifi
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38 unmatched foxes
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Drunk all the time. He would only let me drink beer!
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38 unmatched kittens
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Only a toe and a finger NHIE had major surgery
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Ok Licking your fingers clean at a restaurant
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Not okay Overly expressive public affection
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Never NHIE rolled a car in an accident
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Makes up new clapping songs. No words, just clapping.
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Having my toenails pulled out as torture
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Is a toupee thief
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Broken crayon stubs
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He saves his used tissues
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I'm not sure. Depends on the person, the circumstances, and whether or not I was asked to keep something private (or it was implied). NHIE used a push lawn mower.
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Cases of expired hair dye
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Ok Not changing your underwear every day
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Practices obscene hand gestures
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Those uncomfortable socks with the toes in them.
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Water tower graffiti. She terrible at it.
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I need socks, a heavy blanket, a body pillow for my knees, a dark room, and a sound machine for white noise. And frequently Ambien because insomnia.
