Hungry_Angler Member

In my professional "ho-pinion" women can be just as carnal as men. It's just that some of us guys are complete idiots in picking up what they desire at that given moment.

Some people are into tough love, maybe that's the type of motivation they need and that's the only way they know how to motivate. Yes, he still comes off as a jerk. So there *gentle pat on shoulder*.

You have two choices: 1. Tell him he hurt your feelings and that you're trying your best. 2. Or don't communicate, post a topic in the MFP chit-chat forum so that you can "vent".

My fantasy would consist of 25 year old Salma Hayek, a kiddie pool, nutella, chicken wings,bondage rope, a blindfold, and the Dallas Cowboys celebrating this year's super bowl win.

I just hope she doesn't get a cramp in her lower back.

Depending on the level of hornitude. It could be the breasseses, it could be the booty, it could be how she plays with her hair, or it could her pheromones.

You know it has to be Japanese beer. Those freaky fockers.

"The golden drink brewed with her lure."

A Montreal sushi restaurant was court ordered to change their name due to the establishment's name being too offensive. The name of their restaurant: Fukyu Their menu consisted of of : Fukyu Roll, Fukyu Too Roll, Fukyu All Roll, and Fukyu Momma Roll

Finnish meatballs have so little meat that an agency forced them to rename their meatballs to just "balls".

Extremely fun.

Clicked on the link: Stopped reading when I read "spatchcock" a turkey. I then turned to my coworker and asked if she has ever spatchcocked a turkey.

Mine is more shoulder bounce than head bop. It only works if the lips are pursed a little.

Jerk is putting it lightly.

Can't wait to see if NCAA imposes any punishment.

So many thoughts, but primarily, "LOL".

I have three vegan nieces that always bring their own food to family functions. Whenever I host, I give them extra money so that they can buy their own stuff and splurge a little. I've never thought about them getting their feelings hurt because I didn't cook anything for them. Perhaps I should ask?

My fishing gear alone exceeds 300. This won't be a club I join. That said, I've been entertaining the idea of being a minimalist when it comes to trash.

Hey brother...I'm about same boat. I'm 6'3 and weighing 280. Looking to get down to 230'ish. Goal is December 2017. Sending you a friend invite.

Listening to Heavyweight: super interesting. It's about putting aside differences after letting them simmer for years or decades. https://gimletmedia.com/show/heavyweight/all/

Thank you sir, I'll check these out!

I've been trying to find some good ones. Currently only listen to Bill Simmons. The ones where he hosts M. Rapaport are my favorite.

I'm not redefining it...some religious factions are.

How many urinals are separating you and Mr. Talkative? If there's at least two, then I'm down for some chit chat. I got zero problems multi-tasking. Edited to add Disclaimer: Similar to eating a banana, absolutely no eye contact.

That's why the butt sex was invented. FYI- Butt sex isn't sex.

Vacation goals: Hoping to vacation in Europe starting in Portugal and working my way up to Belgium/Germany.

Just an observation, usually the guys that wear the old, beige colored "white" socks have major foot funk going on. That's just a locker room observation on my part. As you were.

To jesus or Jesus? Word. There are many "Mexicans" that love that crap.

Nah, I'm waiting for VirginSwipe.

There's plenty of those in my area, don't need an app to find more. So didn't download the app.