itsy_bitsy_spider Member

"Now if you'll excuse me... I'm gonna go home and put some water in Buck Nasty's momma's dish" ~Silky Johnson @ the Playa Haters' Ball

Ice water?!?!? This calls for the hard stuff! *breaks out our trusty bag of broccoli florets* *drizzles them with profanity, debauchery, cheese, and beer*

1. I see, I see... Asking me to step my game up... in that case, I'll have to call you a ruffian. Or a jackbooted thug (I am appropriate and unfun, please don't push me too far out of my comfort zone) 2. Idk... but i knew someone whose name was Chase. And his middle name was Danger. True story. 3. Beer is a condiment. It…

1. Spoken like a true hooligan. Get off my lawn! 2. Naughty + Marie ...still = Naughtie 3. But can those cookies get you drunk???.... I'll see your wings, pizza, and desserts and raise you a cheeseburger sub, buffalo chicken dip, and copious amounts of red wine (what I just had).

Hahaha... spiders be like dat. And welcome to my world.... I <3 all bugs!!!

All up innnnnn your PMs!! I've got a date with your steak fajita. And I'll give you a pico de gallo :p

All spiders are named Charlotte. All pigs are named Wilbur. I thought this was well known. Now kiss Charlotte... Cuz #4 pushup is waiting...

1. I've got your spicy taco 2. With guacamole 3. Wait, what?.. Ew. That's gross. 4. I'm drunk. (But you know that. *kiss wink emoji* -- cuz I can't make it happen in my present condition)

Spiders are amazing. Give that spider a kiss and crush pushup #3

A billion billion thousand. Mmmm, okay... 25.

We used to see the Amish in their buggies when we'd visit my sis in PA. We called the little ones omlettes :)

Still too soon :'(

I make lentils (2c water to 1c lentils, for 40 min), then add 1 T Dijon, 1 T lite soy sauce, 2 T ketchup, 2 T brown sugar, I can tomato paste, 1 can mild green chiles (minced jalapeños would be better) and some cumin. So good, believe it or not. On a whole wheat bun with a slice of Monterey Jack, I'm telling you.... it's…

Agreed. He saw this crew and liked the potential. Got him thinking about....stuff... thangs...

(Sorry for the quick lil hijacking! Back on topic)... I keep only 3 friends on here. Idk, I just like it that way. They don't frequent the forums but each holds a special place in my heart. They'll never read this, but they deserve the shout out, regardless. Good, strong hearts in those three <3

Shhhh... I think she heard us! Nope, she's just sweeping... nope, hold on, she's jumping backwards... wait, no.... she's sweeping AND jumping backwards!!

*decked out in camo, hands you the binoculars* I know, right?!? Check out the size of them brownies!

Snooze button.

I like everything about this guy. He's funny AF. I like how he doesn't make my spaghettios... but points me in the right direction.

What you lack in sunrise respect, you make up for in feline appreciation (This is not pervy, I repeat NOT pervy... the dude simply likes cats). You have great one-liners and you're a nice guy (no worries, I won't tell anyone).

You're like the momma of mfp. I've only spoken to you once, but it was a nice exchange. You are so warm and friendly; you've without question made so many people on here feel good about themselves and/or smile, and I think you're terrific.

I like how you read someone, then wink. The wink says, "I mean no harm... but I'm right though." ;)

What a rare find; you are a complicated gem of a person, and I dig it. And I think yours flaws are beautiful. 

I danced on a glass table & fell right through. In my defense, I had some sweet moves that really needed to be showcased. On our farm, my sister and I used to touch the electric fence.... for fun.

But did you back into the pancake house tho??? >:) And that story is so endearing. Endearing, while not a profession, is a trait that is sexy ;)

Amen!! I'd funnel the stuff if I could. Having maple cinnamon coffee right now, black. I detect no hints of broccoli... and it's fantastic :#

1. Put the ring on it. Because Beyonce would have it so. 2. Diners are great at that.. 3. *hands you a floret*... It's hazelnut. Mine's french vanilla *munch munch*

Yeah, I keep inquiring about it, but mfp just sends me this: ERROR 404: Your request cannot be processed. All users have blocked you. Repeatedly. So stop already. What are you smoking. It's getting pathetic. Message 5328P4cZ So I guess I'll just try again on Tuesday :/

You're right, let's focus! Ummm *plays with hair*... Soooo.... yeah this weather, whatdya think? Kinda..weathery, right? (You CANT be serious!) And what's up with like birds and stuff? Like always flying in the.. in the sky.. and in the... well, like in the sky (C'mon! Quick save girl, you can do it!) And uhhh... you're…

*gives us each a teaspoon of ranch* And it's not ranch dressing.... it's hot fudge ;) *munch, munch*