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*Munches broccoli* Here.. wanna share? *hands you a floret* You can call yours cookies & cream and I'll call mine death by chocolate. Womp, womp.

Mmhmmm... especially the m&ms, I'm sure...

*side eye* Fess up. You don't have a daughter, do you? You threw twix, heath bars, nerds, and fruity pebbles into a half gallon and went to town, didnt you? Didn't you?? And don't lie about the m&ms, we all know they were in there. It's okay... you're time of the month... and we forgive you..

But do you like ice cream tho? :| Just kidding, just kidding. I get what you're saying :)

WALKING DEAD tomorrow!!!!! :D Still hoping Glenn will somehow crawl out from under a dumpster... And bring Shane with him... :'(

You make me laugh, and I think you're awesome. I damn sure do.

Haha, agreed! Only on special occasions! Like ermmm... Tuesdays :/ Just kidding, just kidding. I've never had the mac n cheeseburger though, but it is legendary lol. My brothers always order it. The waitress brings them the menu and they hand it right back like, "C'mon... you know what we came here for."

Their blueberry mojito is really good too. I know Cheesecake Factory when I see it! :p

Both. This thread can't handle my lactose

Don't make me shake some sprinkles on it :|

Are you sure tho? My butter pecan game is not for the faint of heart...

*fans self, not ready for flirt game this strong* And my ice-cream ISSSS cold... (How'd he know???)

You're funny too. The whole lot of you, actually. Bring it, I'm not scared. Eats ice cream.

Meaning kwph. Clearly jtegirl is not a dude...

This dude is hilarious ^^ :D

@slivesey77 ....I don't so much wanna date him, as attach myself to him barnacle-style :#

I like rugged, hands-on jobs with big machines. Guys who fix things and build things or do drilling or lumberjacking, or play with big saws or big chains. Or drive big trucks and can back them into parking spaces. And come home dirty. Yummy. >:)

That's dope. After typing my message, I went and played it myself! Aww, old shoutout to my fav of all time @Test_Ryder (@Red_Pill)

Someone with the best energy once told me you can't possibly be in a bad mood when you hear "Electric Feel". Id never heard it... and song is crazy... but oddly enough... dude was right. Instant solo dance party. I play it whenever I'm feeling grumpy :)

^^ I agree with all of this. Those pesky little emotions, running amuck! *spanks feelings* Plus, my jealousy is never based on someone flirting with the guy I'm feeling, but on his reaction TO the flirtation. It's based on principle. Because... consideration, people. Be nice with my heart.

As are you. Youre pretty terrific & you always make me smile :) Now... enough with all the mushy feelz. Let's go do some hoodrat things...

I clearly mean kittening...

You're too good to me :* *mixes Samoas and Spaghettios on the stove* Okay... I made us a midnight snack. All by myself, no help. How'd I do? :#

One of my favorite people in the world is having heart surgery tomorrow. He's young too, 4 years younger than me. He's the salt of the earth & the whole situation seems so unfair. His wife is having a baby (their 3rd) in March. I'm sure everything will be fine, but I'm beside myself. I can't sleep a wink. So I'm up late on…

SAMOAS!!!! <3 But can you get them for me? :p

Way to overlook my skillzzzz and go right to the trees! -____- But yeah, that's just a couple sprinkled in the parking lot; there's nothing like the Catskill Mountains in the fall! But I like your trees too. They're artsy, solitary, moody, trees; they have character. Hey wait... is that Kevin??

Oh come onnnnn! Stop making me work so hard you meanie! Just make my Spaghettios...

Lol, it's an abomination. So embarrassing. But thanks for the vote of confidence. Today, parking lots; tomorrow... world domination >:)

Nice work! Reminds me of the time I nonchalantly pulled off this sweet park job in a wide open lot. I wish I was kidding.

Because I know nothing about cars: 1) I put air in my tire for the first time ever, this year. I accidentally filled it to 50, and my friend had to coach me on how to let the air out. But at least I did it :) 2) I had a Cavalier with crank windows until 2015. 3) It turns me on when guys back their cars/trucks into parking…