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Very, very, verrrrrry close to 4'11". Technically, 4'10" and three quarters. But my students got me a gigantic coffee mug that says "I'm kind of a BIG deal!"... so that helps :)

Early morning Jim has that rise and grind attitude that I like so much. Afternoon Jim is more of a James...

Wow we should go there!! Like schedule it! If only I knew someone with a pencil and calendar....

1. Last Christmas, I got a gas mask; a pink knife; and a big, very old, hunk of amber that has a bunch of bugs trapped inside. [1.5: I <3 bugs] 2. I used to work for Ernest Hemingway's nephew. 3. Roadkill makes me cry.

Let's be clear, I am unfun and appropriate. But just scooting over here this oneeeee time because... where's this super bowl I hear of? I'm here to take one quick nail. *quick hit, massive coughing fit....and I'm out*...

Yassss, you be knowin. *high five*. R.I.P. to that piece of medium rare *licks lips*

Oh and there's a Freestyle from '95... Biggie & Pac together. Tupac slayyyyyys! Big Scoob, Shyheim & Big Daddy Kane are on it too. So sick, definitely a fav.

One of my favs is Possum Kingdom by the Toadies. They were kind of a one hit wonder, but I got to see them play it when they opened at a concert I went to. Love that song. And anything by Eva Cassidy--I don't know many people who have heard of her. <3

Okay, okay, my fault. Away from naughtiness and back to good, wholesome Sunday activities. Now what were you and I up to last? Ahh yes... cookie theft & possession of a stolen vehicle... :p

@slimgirljo15 So do we just let the "Stay Inside of Me" thing slide, orrrrr.... Just kidding. *polishes halo* o:)

I can haz da cookies? *kitty gif* Okay, in that case, let's Bonnie & Clyde this mothereffer. Those lil cookie pushers don't stand a chance. We can split one (just one!!!) during the getaway. Thin mints on 3! *hands in*

B--b--but... you said... :'(

About to watch Livid. French horror flick

You lost me at "duper". That seems really really fun :|

Bolshevik tho?? Lol. I do say Rats often. But we like fiddlesticks, right @slivesey77 ?

I said pearls... not beads -__-

Hmmm... not familiar with these relations you speak of. But come to think of it, "knit one, pearl two" does sound kind of racy. #TEAMCROCHET

If there's time to sit, there's time to knit...

So digestively responsible of you. I'm also having a snack. Some popcorn. Eaten one kernel at a time

Well if you're kicking him out... *leaves breadcrumb trail to my door*

Sadly, no. Im still waiting on the Mungbean flavor. A girl can dream...

BAHAHA

Wow, that's kind of forgetful of you. MGMG. (Sorry for the ribbing.. I'm kind of a sassy one) *MG= muffled giggle. Unfuns definitely don't laugh out loud

Jiminy crickets. Running a little behind this morning. Went to the store for original cream of wheat and spent too much time walking around the parking lot, returning loose carts to the cart return. On my way home now, just hoping my pet rock isn't feeling neglected. Maybe I should get it a special treat. Anyone? Anyone??…

Im not fond of them either, I just admire their blandness. I just really, really respect them. Okay that was overzealous-- I humbly respect them.

Water chestnuts. *dreamy sigh*

It's January 30th, people. You know what that means... Mattress tag checks! *giddy fist pump*

I'm not waiting for THAT one on DVD, I can tell ya that much!

Fair enough. Let me calm myself *deep breath* (but not toooo deep)... Alabama: Montgomery Alaska: Juneau Arizona: Phoenix Arkansas: Little Rock California: Sacramento.....

SHUP!! And gimme all your Samoas!!! I meannnnn... yessss... well.. I've been working on my temper. Given the severity of the vegetable oil incident--well let's just go ahead and call it what it was... a debacle!--I think I was justified in my choice of words. Good god man, I was all but hysterical. It could've been worse,…