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*kitten* me if I'm wrong but I think you want to date me. I don't know if this has been used ^
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if you have time to mow you have time to surf!
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if we can do this I'm in!
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can it be mixed with ketchup?
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if she can eat french-fries with her toes! I know it's a little weird but it's what I'm in to now I've discovered
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any dirty laundry layin around? please say yes! please say yes!
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is ketchup, a bottle of wine, shirtless on the floor involved in any kind of way?
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that's not a denial
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goes to the front of line immediately
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:love: counts! If she ever made out with her female roommate in college.
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if she's ever participated in a wet t shirt contest in Ft Lauderdale
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Phew! Georgia doesn't have it! I'm in the clear
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if she flips people off in traffic
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PSA.
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Na I can take a joke just not a dick
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Thinking of taking a page from Noah's book and sending out random drunk texts. It's either that or building an ark but I think the first Capt corndog Noah's thing would be easier
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I would change the fact that I have an enormous
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This is how I practice safe sex
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Brunettes most of the time and sense of humor
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Sorry it's dark. I'll try one with the lights on sometime
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Lol going to try one https://youtu.be/moPRoiNtdxo
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Ha! I don't blame you're dog
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Wait! Why does it have to be dick? Are you secretly in the men's room?
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If she doesn't make me want to put a pillow over her face while she sleeps
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I have some good ones
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I'm digging the username :D
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PM sent!
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work computers that stop cooperating after business hours :rage:
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I'm going to have to google noodle markets and see how much protein a noodle has in it.
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will there be like Arby's sauce around your mouth and will you lay the French fries on your stomach while eating? I know it sounds weird but that's what I'm into.