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I didn't ask you
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Looking for a man to explain everything to me. Copious use of the word "actually" a must. I'll listen to everything you say with a wide-eyed, adoring expression and never disagree with your opinion. I'll especially love it when you call me "little lady" and tell me not to "worry my pretty little head" about anything.
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I was pretty excited when mine got long enough to braid
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Would our first date include drinking tea and knitting fresh, new beanies?
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Don't mind me, I'll just be in the corner with all the other women watching
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It was raising my blood pressure - I had to say something
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Is this a joke about sodium?
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Must love Boyz II Men and Justin Timberlake. And Beethoven.
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Why thank you. Only *half* serious though ;)
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If you're looking for someone who will argue you to death over feminist philosophy and has an inordinate love of cats, look no further. I sing opera, but won't sing for you unless you pay me. I like a good scotch and will probably steal yours. Must have a good libido and I don't really care how tall you are. If you bring…
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This thread has made my day. Thank you!
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Nothing. I'm an old lady with a cat
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Why did I get like ten notifications that somebody mentioned me? I don't get it?
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True, they aren't difficult to find. I just don't go on dates unless I have an obvious connection. I'm not afraid to be single, which gives me the luxury to be picky ;)
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Text makes it difficult to tell if you're being sarcastic or not.
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Idk I get so frustrated when people limit men to being basically Neanderthals who only want food, sex, and beer. *grunt* give me woman. I never date anyone who is that simplistic, and if I did, I would most likely be hideously bored.
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I punched my brother in the face once. It didn't really do anything since he's about a foot taller than me. He was actually pretty impressed hahaha (I don't recommend punching people in the face)
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I went to grad school in Iowa.
