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i am losing my mind. spent some time searching for a couple threads, but i guess they never really existed.

to other countries, america = walmart. great. be careful...in a few years you'll replace walking with a motorized cart, while wearing pajamas and crocs.

i grew up in west texas. then spent 10 years in east texas where my countrified accent definitely softened. since then, i've been in austin. being around a more diverse population has probably altered my accent even more. i'm sure it's still texan, especially with certain words, but my accent isn't as texan as the…

i'll count it as my cardio for today.

this fashion sense is very enticing.

you do realize your profile pic makes me randy.

hmmmm, where'd your first entry come from when you created the thread? :o

thank you, kind sir. er, i mean ma'am. thank you, kind ma'am.

uh didn't say that about fat bottom girls, quite the opposite. maybe i should've said "not sure i should choose TO BE "bottom" in anything."

oops. i can ruin something even when i'm not part of it. like back when i was in fight club...

i don't know, sounds like a trap. not sure i should choose "bottom" in anything.

i'm not part of the inner circle, and i'm still a newb, but i might've gotten my first inkling of a reference.

but they have 4 legs. that's, like, cheating and stuff.

oh my

and i just found my favorite new thread.

initial response was "yes", then something seemed a little off. i'm pretty sure you have it backwards. nttawwt.

blueyandcrazee. oh, wait, having a fitbit is not the issue.

i will admit i'm a fan. i should put this in the confessions thread.

i'm gonna guess 91 in your username is your birth year, and you've been burned by women a few times.

wow. a bit too much overgeneralization here.

up to this point, i've never started a thread on chit-chat about my qualities. so, no, not yet. but i'm working on it.

right? this isn't the "there's a question i never thought i'd have to ask" thread

about my true self. and quite frankly, it's exhausting. i'm over-analyzing, and need to bring in meditation to lose the judgements.

ramp up the electrolytes and you can keep the keto flu minimized. i only had a couple days in the beginning where i felt blah (mild headaches, very tired.) but drinking chicken bouillon and salting everything fixed it for me.

i agree. i did watch a clip on youtube where someone spliced the end of rogue and beginning of star wars; flows pretty well.

depends...is it a punter's face mask or more like the big grill of a lineman?

<zerosarcasm> this thread is fantastic </zerosarcasm>

i scrolled back and checked, i damn sure did.

that john denver's full of *kitten*, man.