BedsideTableKangaroo Member

godspeed, evilokc.

do y'all often travel together for work? she might be worried of plane crashes in hard-to-reach, mountainous locations in winter.

just ran over one?

gettin' ready to go scorched earth on some *kitten*, eh?

in my expert opinion, even without seeing pics, i would suggest no lower than 12.5k.

you shoulda just looked her up and down, then said "honey, it's gonna take a lot more than 10k steps a day"

i didn't post that about you. i'm afraid you'll kick my *kitten*.

your cheeks must be red from embarrassment

you left out the part where you say y'all have been married for 2 weeks :p

i feel shame, and i feel as though i should apologize just because i'm a dude.

i took zumba out for a nice seafood dinner and never called her again

i am one with the 4th and the 4th is with me.

i didn't know this was possible

it has been years. now i'm curious, maybe i'll go this sunday.

listening to gospel music is like jamming ice picks into my ears.

bill & ted, along with marty mcfly, made time travel into the past seem whimsical. however, i don't think they were able to counter the scarring "somewhere in time" gave me as a kid. i was way too young to see that movie. christopher reeve and his penny still haunt me.

true. but sometimes numb = happy, or at least numb > sad. but it definitely isn't the answer in the long run.

suggested as a macro counter on a texas longhorns message board.

fortunately, i no longer roll that way.

we can put a man on the moon but we can't genetically modify the armadillo to have a larger-than-30-minute window of optimal deliciousness.

welcome to add me (i've only been doing it since february, so i'm no expert)

congrats! stick with it and don't forget the electrolytes.

i confess that i'm way *kitten* old.

i'm going to guess...2 live crew - as nasty as they wanna be?

to get back on topic...i confess this is my favorite *kitten* pic

well then, let the *kitten* pics commence

and this is the true reason i don't send *kitten* pics

we can put a man on the moon but we can't genetically modify the avocado to have a larger-than-30-minute window of optimal deliciousness.

hits me in the feels

how ya like me now - kool moe dee