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Looks like Tarzan already has his Jane..... Taking applications for my very own Jane! Can you make a coconut cream pie? Can you turn a herd of charging elephants with a yodel-like call? Are you allergic to chimpanzees? Do you know your way around a hammock?

In a heart beat.....dousing water on IslandGal's signal fire for search plane.

Certainly!! I would tell the rescue team to go find their own island!

Hey, who just strapped a saddle on my back!

Certainly......we would be veritable Adam and Eve. Pass me a fig leaf honey, oops, better make that two.

We'd thrive!!

No shoe store = big problem. I will fashion you a pair out of natural materials. Are you size coconut?

@Twisted - sorry, dude. I was slow on hitting POST. Your toes are safe.

Sure!! Every day of maroonhood would be fabulous. Looks like my skills as a toenail polish artist would come in handy.

Absotively! I would love to be stranded on Bonny Bonny's banks.

Your nation's capital!!! (watch your wallets)

Yes indeed! I would toss the two-way radio in the surf too!

For me, food tastes so much better when accompanied by a well-paired wine. This causes me to consume much more food......in addition to the wine calories. Of course, weekends are more of a challenge. I have actually committed myself to stop drinking for one year and immediately began dropping weight again after being…

I live in Northern Virginia. My garden lettuce, spinach and kale are wonderful (cool and plenty of rain) and coming faster than we can eat. I am giving the bolted arugula to my neighbor for her chickens....in exchange for eggs. I picked the last of my sour cherries over the weekend. Blueberries are just ripening.....maybe…

When I was 13, a guy asked me to get into his van(after asking me if I could make babies). Glad I didn't. My picture would be on a carton of milk or the back of a truck with the caption, "Have you seen me?"

Sure! Bring your truck, your dog and your picture album!

Only if he has a few cases squirreled away of that adult beverage he is flashing.

Fabulous - who could pass on that beautiful red hair! Yesss! You could even flag down a rescue plane from 40,000 feet with one toss of those locks. Wait - who wants to get rescued? (Getting back to weaving the hammock.)

@mrwineismybf .......Most certainly! I would even weave you a jungle hammock from my chest hair and make annoying Tarzan calls!

Only if he put his shirt on

True love is not a feeling. True love is an intentional action. If young couples really understood what they were promising to do when they gave their vows, most would not get married.

My perspective has been changed since the woman I am madly in love with stopped being intimate 15 years ago (Jan 20, 2002 but whose counting). Yes, of course we have been in counseling. I very much miss the intimacy (daily, and I had to move into another room to limit frustration) but look forward to getting home from work…

Vienna, Virginia here! Just outside of DC.

Love to find some friends in the Northern VA area!!!

Want to see something that a nerd has a hard time understanding? Look up Hysterical Literature on YOUTUBE and try to get your head around the reading of classic literature. (Shaking head, clutching my pocket protector....)

I hiked for 6 hours last weekend - 15 miles with 2000 feet of elevation gain and then loss in the Shenandoah National Park. My legs were very sore the next morning so I know I had a great workout. I used the hiking category with weight less than 10 lbs. I must admit that the calorie burn assigned seemed a bit high (over…

You are right about the beautiful part!!!

Vienna, Virginia (Outside of DC)

In college, a little sister at a fraternity left me a note that she had headed out to the frat for the evening. Of course, being an electrical engineer, I was not going out - I was doing homework. The note read, "Gone to ∑X" I read the note out loud surrounded by friends. "Gone to summation x? What does that mean?" Never…

Or better yet, licks the rim of the glass so nobody wants to.......