Just_Mel_ Member

Like 4 years ago.

I'm sure I use over half these. Zero fvcks given.

I'm shocked people keep asking me questions still.

Texas is redundant on mfp just like Fitbit synching issues. 😝

Came here to post this. Jesus frickin Christ. I didn't even know that many people still used Fitbit. *kitten* how many *kitten* posts are gonna be made?! 🤦‍♀️

Texas.

Mexico when I was a kid. That's it though. 😢 I want to go to New Zealand some day.

Any of my ex husband's catch phrases.

1. Work number so I can call in sick. 2. The BFF. 3. The automated bank number so I can see how broke I am. 4. Mr. Booty Call. 5. Pizza Hut.

I loved the Sonics first. I was born near Seattle and always was a fan. Mavs....🤮

Like I've never been in a direct hit situation, but yes I've seen them and had to take shelter. This was a couple years ago. Just a lil baby E-F 0 tornado.

Lemon juice, water, sugar, sliced lemons. Voila! Add ice and strawberry rum, blend into frozen yumminess.

It's even better blended with ice. Best if the lemonade is homemade.

Nooooo. That sounds amazing! I have tried it with strawberry rum though and that is heaven in a glass!

Lemonade. Although it's better with vodka.

Definitely a chef! I can rub myself for free!

When the Warriors lose, everyone else wins. 😉 I don't "hate" KD. He's an amazing player, but it still stings. Like seeing an ex with a new girl. 😢 PG. He seems pretty real and down to earth. Maybe he would take me fishing. At least I know he wouldn't dressed flashy and crazy like Russ.

Sight seeing or people watching. People watching is the best!

Queso! Or guac for sure!

Wash and moisturize twice daily, exfoliate regularly. Never smoked. Drink water but I'm sure not enough. I legit have crappy skin and eczema so I have to keep on top of things or I break out.

Nice first post! 🤣 Once, casually. We're still friends.

The Golden Girls

I posted this same thing on Facebook the other day and lost a couple friends. How ridiculous is that?! Bye Felicia!!!! ✌ Maybe I'll post pics of when my 11 year old daughter went to the local Drag Queen Story Hour. See how many more I'll lose.

1. GoT all day 2. Online dating 3. Of course. And not usually. 4. Slinky down the stairs 5. Color Me Badd! I adore!! 6. Team Brandon 7. No.

In high school I had long wavy hair and everyone said I looked like Alanis Morrisette. I think it's because of the large forehead.

Can I borrow your glasses?

It's the best. No one to share a bank account with. You can watch whatever the hell you want on TV. No one is up your azz all the time wondering when you'll be home or how long you're gonna be at Target for. No fighting over which ice cream flavor to buy. No one micro managing how you clean or keep house. It doesnt smell…

What's cracka-lackin mutha truckers?

Yeah it's hitting hard right now everywhere. 😢 Stay safe! Have a tornado plan!