Just_Mel_ Member

My ex's name.

I was in a group like that once.

I need someone to go with me as a couple and dress as a giant banana.

I judge people by how messy their houses are. But I currently have like 3 loads of unfolded laundry sitting on my loveseat.

So, are you single or nah?

Red flag: if he starts using pet names way too early on. Bruh, I ain't "your love", we haven't even had a date yet. Slow your muthatruckin role.

I have multiple walls up. And a crocodile filled moat. I crave love, but keep so guarded that most lose patience and leave or I push them away before they can crush me or know my flaws.

One time I ripped my baby toe nail off on the coffee table leg. I fell on the floor and cried.

Collect gifs and memes.

Pocket change still spends though, right? Kind of like when you're broke and need gas in the car and pay with change. You'd rather not, but it still gets the job done.

Same with the fellas. Drink that water y'all !

Probiotics can help with that.

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This was the wifi password at the stereo shop I was at last month. 😆

Beneficial friendships are even more complicated than straight up relationships. I've found the only way this works is to find something about the beneficial friend that you can't stand. Something that would be a deal breaker in a relationship. No constant texting. No planning too far ahead. No spending entire weekends…

Bare faced and exposed. 😊

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I'm a badass mom. Last week the temps dropped significantly and it was in the 30s one day. My 11 year old daughter came home from school and told me how her friend didn't have a coat, so at recess she gave her the coat she had on. Her friend is larger than her and of course it didn't fit, but it made my heart feel good…

I'm gonna become part owner of the OKC Thunder. Buy my girls a badass house with a pool and an art studio for us to paint in. Give my sis some cash so she will leave her loser husband. Make sure all my parents' medical bills are paid. Get some cute doggos. Pay someone to do my house cleaning and grocery shopping. Buy all…

I floss my teeth daily.

God I wanted to barf. Why???? Why did the Thunder season opener have to be that game??? Also I wasnt even that mad at the loss considering we didn't have Russ or Roberson. Cheers to another long season my friend!

Soda and coffee I think.

I never spit.

Guy I went on a date with last weekend told me he hadn't drank actual water in probably 2 weeks. Wtf!

I'll never live down that video will I?

I have a particular set of skills.