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Holly Willoughby
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Bitten by a donkey as a child with a red anorak but no stitches. Have you ever been in jail but released without charge
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A man wakes up in hospital, and the doctor tells him he was in a car crash. "The lower half of your body was pretty mangled", says the doctor. "The good news is, we've managed to save your legs. Unfortunately, we weren't able to save your penis". The man is, understandably, somewhat upset to hear this. Then the doctor…
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A man owned a small ranch in Montana. The Montana Work Force Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent. "Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3…
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if you put a ring in your ear it is an earring, put a ring through your nose it's a nose ring, on your toe a toe ring even in your belly button it is called a belly button ring. How come a ring on your finger is just called a ring and not a finger ring?
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How can you tell a pear is a pear without eating it? Apples float in water pears don't. So if someone suggests you try bobbing for pears they're trying to drown you.. XD
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Does sound cool to be adopted :) I thought Noob was someone who is a bit slow on the uptake. Newbe = Noob I get it now. I don't mind being a sponsor too, happy to help anyone who wants that moral support. I don't judge, I've been through tough times as has everyone. "The start to this challenge is to take the first step."…
