Deadman_Diggingup Member

1000% certain I haven't been hit on in forever.

Embarrassing or sad... you decide. I was never comfortable in the gym, so sometimes I'd walk in and if there was a good amount of young fit dudes there, I'd walk out to avoid the embarrassment of working out besides them.

I've never had anyone call it a snake before. Inchworm, yes... so thank you!

How dare you??!! Flagged. Blocked. Edit: I could never... you're too awesome.

*kitten* exhausted... one more shift to go.

Waiting for everyone to leave so I can have a gawd damn minute of peace.

Isn't that what it's for?

4 hours into another 12 hour shift.

I hope this year goes better for you.

I drink because of your threads.

This is the correct answer. Rod, show the lady what she’s won....

Joy: I get a massive amount of joy watching my boys make my baby girl laugh. Peace: I enjoy the peace brought on by crunching through fresh snow on a silent night.

You might possibly be a genius.

What does your third cousin twice removed look like? Does he/she give you enough FB likes?

I would rather moving this thread to “fun and games”.

Why is a bubble bath and wine considered romantic, when a shower beer is borderline alcoholic? That’s the best/most efficient thing ever!

Still good advice nonetheless lol.

I wonder how your life is now, since we last spoke.

I have reduced it down to my three most favourite accounts. Come on, gimme a break Jo. ;)

I will toast all of you in this MFP community. If I like you or not, I hope you achieve all the things that are important to you in the coming year.

No doubt that I AM lucky, and I won’t take it for granted... but there’s no rhyme or reason to it. As the cliché goes, it just happens when you’re not looking.

I heard you’re intoxicated. Mostly because you post about it, every single time.

“It's hard to get out of the barrel. It's slippery around the edges and people are happy to see you fall back in”. -Robert Downey Jr.

My choices in ladies are both already right here with me... although I’m sure they’ll both be asleep before the ball drops for any kisses.

It would be a very “short” confession.

I can relate to the look of disappointment in his eyes :D

Shame... another person that doesn’t like you for being too short.

5’9” to 8’2”, with built in 6” heels. A Caucasian FB user who likes only my posts. Not saying no to a 3rd cousin, twice removed.

How to consistently add more positivity to my daily life.

You only said that because it rhymed :D