Deadman_Diggingup Member

I'm in the market for a new pimp. How are you with handling money and b**** slapping?

You. Is. So. FINE. That is all. Carry on.

I’m never posting a pic ever again 😩

You’re so full of *kitten* 😂

🤗

It’s time to delete your emoji keyboard.

Hell yeah, me too! 😆

Hey. 🤘🏼

No, and neither should you.

...it becomes more entertaining?

You heard it here first, folks! Wearing a face mask over your face holes is as terrible as setting yourself on fire. Stay tuned for more MFP news....

What’s to “disagree” with here? Does wearing a mask in public harm you even a little? NOPE. Does wearing a mask in public potentially (even a little) keep others from harm? YUP. Or are you petty and disagree with all my comments and selfies because you don’t like me? MOST LIKELY. Either way, just wear the mask, loser.

See? Simple logic. Why is this so difficult for people to understand?

Touché 😏

The kids promised not to kill each other long enough to allow me time in my gym tonight.

I’m sure your sources for that are false 😑

Very polite indeed, lol. However, I just ate. Aren’t you suppose to wait an hour?

Nawww... I haven’t done my makeup yet today

Uh oh 😳

I know, right?! So sweet. I don’t know how to tell her I’m married. It’ll break her heart.

It’s true. She’s gotten much better. Just the other day, she was all “Why do you keep bothering me?”, “I am absolutely not interested”, “I’m blocking you”..... she’s so cute 🥰.

You.... 😑. Where’s my FR?

She has returned!

For the last time... it’s NOT the shorts! It’s that you ALWAYS insist on these embarrassing PDA shenanigans. We were just passing by a funeral, dammit! YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME! 😡

😆 I only pick on him because he’s in another country 😆