BigWhiteMocha Member

At work pondering my life decisions and daydreaming of a beach.

I confess that brussell sprouts make me gag like I'm deep-throating a banana. In my apartment I call them The Devil's Testicles.

That tongue, like she's tonguing something.

Maybe it was just about meat?

I did not, I just took a well educated guess. And wow how did you know! I've been told I have good Nigerian facial features. I also look Nigerian below the belt.

Yes, Pasta Aglio E Olio.

Foo Fighters

FuckMaster3000, 2nd Edition

I'm actually a crab person in disguise.

You know, I think she looks Australian.

I think I read something about steak?

Huge eyes and very nice lips.

How do you know that your experience of consciousness is the same as other people’s experience of consciousness?

Does observation alter an event?

This thread has become one sex hungry fetish-fest I can tell you that much.

Julia Child

Marry, then divorce after 5 years. Realize i miss her 5 years after that and try to get her back. Find out that she's happily remarried with kids. Live the rest of my life full of regret and forever alone except my 2 dogs.

No, only thing I've crushed recently is some garlic.

Why don't you fill the bathtub up with Pepto Bismol so we can get this show on the road. ;) ;) ;)

Dat elbow.

GNO, with a side of french fries and a pickle.

Well aren't you just a sweet potato covered in melted marshmallow!

Okay good yeah we're definitely on the same page here.

Oh wait, I was talking about reproductive organs. What were you talking about?

Epic beard brah.

I'm definitely not, but I'll do it for the laughs and the free drinks afterwords.

Every good man needs a good wing woman. ;) And every good wing woman needs a man to make fun of while he crashes on her couch.

GNO, then maybe some bull riding cause why the hell not.