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It's 4:40am and I am laying in bed awake after only 3 hours sleep
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The Girl hanging around outside the rugby teams change rooms after the game
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Water Polo Goalie actually ;)
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My name is Greg but not Norman
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The Girl that never realised how many boys had a crush on her
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Is one stylish Gentleman!
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True TNP Sings Taylor Swift songs in the shower
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Asks random strangers if they would like the pimples on their back popped
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Wore big plain coloured sweaters and sweat pants, hiding her beauty from the whole school.
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A full functioning casino and go-go dancing night club
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We're we once married? :D
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The guy who knew all the moves and lyrics for "Ice, Ice Baby"
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Carries around a watermelon that you introduce to people as your good friend Susie
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A collection of single legs from male shop store maniquins
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Met Lionel Richie and when he said hello replied by saying "is it me you're looking for?"
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Once claimed to be pregnant with Elton John's baby
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A case of different sized eye glasses
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Sang "Don't ya wish your girlfriend was hot like me" to a 6th grade class at an all girl's boarding school
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10 years of "International Nose Picker of the Year" trophies
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The guy at the party that drank bourbon while the rest of the kids drank beer and wine coolers
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The knee part is true hahaha Once convinced a priest that you smoked a joint and went to a strip joint with the local nuns
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Her collection of "Studly Grandpa" magazines
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Stands on a street corner at Christmas wearing a beaver outfit, ringing a bell and asking for donations for the "Save my Beaver" fund!
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Sits on a bench at the local shopping mall holding a pool cue and tells people who pass by "Anytime now I will catch that darn Catfish!"
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Replacement birds for future profile pictures
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Is an undercover agent for a government agency that deals in the protection of people who still think fondue is trendy
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Beer and shoelaces from the shoes of all her neighbours on her Street.
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Starts her morning by opening her window and yelling "Goddam you Aliens that probe bloody hurt!"
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Chases men down the street asking "are you my mother?"
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A collection of half eaten McDonald's cheeseburgers
