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Trap* smdh. Apparently I can't spell either.

I'm pretty easy to trap. Bacon & super glue is pretty much all you would need.

I'm sorry. I should be punished. LOL Seriously though, whomever/whatever they did, I'm sorry that they let you down.

It will only hold six of them.

Meh...

It will be when June gets here. Hell takes a vacation from it's usual location & camps out here from June until about September.

In theater? Force Awakens. But the last movie I've watched was Transformers The Last Knight (It was good action wise, but over all a disappointment). More into watching BSG & Star Trek Discovery at the moment.

It's my spouse's birthday. She can go to hell.

I'm in North TX area & I concur. The Dress thread should be a thing too.

Awesome! Will do. I think I will go with a more toned down tie as well. The one that I wore to the Daddy Daughter Dance was probably the most mellow tie that I have ever owned. LOL

I'm not afraid of many things, but that comes pretty close to being one of them. LOL

In DFW area too.

Prison is less difficult than I remember...

Man, I learned so much from this one post. Also my favorite suit that you posted. I have been hunting for ties & squares to go with my new suit & have not been pleased with the selections on sets that I have found. I literally feel relieved that I don't have to match them. One of these days I'll hit my goals & I want a…

Dude! I totally dig this look!

[quote="lavinia_whateley_goals;c-41436603" burrito in a bowl [/quote] Looks awesome! I do this a lot too.

I did make this tonight. It was too dark to fire up the grill by the time I got home. I was going to do steak and shrimp on the grill. I made shrimp Alfredo from scratch instead and put it on top of shirataki noodles.

Not really. At least not lately. I haven’t really cooked anything fancy in a while. I’ve been making straightforward simple dishes lately while I’m pushing hard core towards my one year keto anniversary at the end of April. I’m pretty honored that someone remembered that I used to do that though.

:) ;) You made me smile too. Thank you friend.

You like salami right...

Nothing clean that's for dang sure... LOL

Awesome!

Thanks! I've had some huge ups & downs with emotional *kitten* happening, I made my self scarce while I figured stuff out in my life. Sticking with everything, but I've been hiding out on FB in my secondary account in a bunch of keto groups. Hopefully I'll be around more.

Double Edge Safety Razor.

@SabotageinStilettos I've been there the last couple of days. I've got duct tape, super glue, a welder & some hugs... Which one do you need to help fix it?

I cry over rejection *kitten*. Ain't no big thing. *kitten*'em though. Moving on. Next please.

I switched to using an old school DE razor & I'll never go back to that modern crap again. They don't shave nearly as close, but they are easier & safer to use. Also cost way more than the old school stuff.

WTF? I had no idea you were married. My wife got us a couple massages on an anniversary trip one time. Wasn't too bad. Wouldn't drop money on it again though.

Some mediocre poetry that I wrote. I promised @_seahorses5ever a couple of weeks ago that I would record one of them for this thread, but I don't remember which one it was. So here are three of them. https://vocaroo.com/i/s09jncM8EO80 https://vocaroo.com/i/s15P6xJF0FAU https://vocaroo.com/i/s1k91Rh5Orka

I'm that 7 year out of date can of Hominy that no one eats because it tastes like shat, but you still thought you might need it for one of grandma's kooky "healthy" recipes she came up with in the 50's... Except you never did & now I'm a can of hominy that has puffed up & will likely explode when it's moved or disturbed.…