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Shufflebaord

I spent several years on dating sites and all I got was a stalker/hacker. As I think happens occasionally, I came across someone I knew IRL. She lived in my friend's building, we didn't care for each other so we didn't talk on the site. But she introduced me to the woman I almost married, by bringing her to a concert she…

Where is the weirdest place you've ever buried a body?

I didn't forget, we voted and by majority decision we decided not to tell you She got tired of me reacting famous movie scenes in public

Does this bar carry Zima?

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

Would you like to invest in a pyramid scheme?

Are there any STDs you're okay with contracting?

Swimming with sharks

She wouldn't read me bedtime stories

What is the largest orgy you've ever been involved in?

County fair

Every time I said I wanted to get physical, they gave me a physical! Turning my head and coughing is not foreplay! And their hands were ice cold!

She said it was time for her to upgrade to a newer model

She bites @FabulousFantasticFifty's toenails

I like a cute belly button.

Warm up: 400 Free 300 Kick With Fins 200 IM drill Main set: 6 x 50 Free @ 1:00 20 x 25 IM order w/10 rest 6 x 100 Free @ 2:00 10 x 50 IM order w/15 rest 8 x 150 Free @ 2:45 8 x 75 IM order w/20 rest 8 x 200 Free @ 3:45 5 x 100 IM w/30 rest Cool down: 350 easy

She used the magnifying glass to kill ants. He told me I had a purty mouth

We are hosting a kids baking camp all this week for spring break. So we have 2 dozen elementary school aged kids making a bunch of food I probably shouldn't eat! It smells really good though.

She didn't like my lack of tanlines

Tequila made my clothes fall off. She promptly picked them all up and left with them.

She & Him concert

The explanation of the difference between right Twix and left Twix

He's training to compete in World's Strongest Man

Gotta show off any talent we got right? In the battle of Ice & Fire, we both wanted to be Ice!

Toyko

She was counting my drinks! I was drinking Iced Tea! From Long Island :wink:

Nancy Kerrigan

She kept calling me Lucy & telling me I "had splain'n to do"

She has a shrine to Happi