YosemiteSlamAK Member

Finally got back in the pool this morning! 3500 Warm up 300 swim 200 kick 300 pull Main set 3x through 3x50 free- 12 kick, 6 kick, build 50 breast 100 free pull 2x through (2x through 4x 75 O-Free, E-Breast 50 back) 200 free pull

Nope. Otherwise where would we put the antlers?

I will be next month!

Mystery Alaska

The real reason I can't date you is I'm in love with your sister

I told her she sounded sexy when she used big words. Then she said Auf Weidersehen

We are only as strong as our weakest link. Throwing others under the bus is not disproving you're the weakest link, it is solidifying it.

She gave the busboy her number, technically I gave him the number. She poked me and said "give this to that cute busboy"

He asked for a large soup bowl and filled it with A1

It was speed dating and one of us was clearly on the wrong side of the table!

Cool Runnings

Warm up 1000 - 100 breast/100 free/50 back 500 - dolphin kick with fins Main set 4 x 200 back @ 4:00 6 x 100 IM @ 2:00 4 x 200 breast @ 3:45 6 x 100 IM @ 1:50 4 x 200 free @ 3:30 6 x 100 IM @ 1:45 3x through 100 back @ 2:15 100 breast @ 2:00 100 free @ 1:45 100 IM @ 1:30 Warm down 150 easy Total: 7050

Uncle Buck

I didn't realize it was a costume party & she'd be Little Red Riding Hood!

Joe Pesci

She asked me to show up dressed a Little Bo Peep

Frank Grillo

He has a hidden camera in Demetree's living room and does play by play on Saturday nights of the fishing

She looked nothing like her profile picture. Who wears hot pink eye shadow with neon orange lip gloss?

Geena Davis

The Babe

Olaf

No I don't think flying to Vegas to get married is a bad idea for a second date

She thought she was in a musical. Sang everything and danced around with a tablecloth as a cape. It was very entertaining until we were asked to leave!

When they say they are "really close with their family" and it means they still live with all of them or their ex is sleeping on the couch in the living room

Ruby

Why did the deer cross the road? To answer a Fawn call! The beaver bet a Buck he couldn't do it! For the Doe!

Tickle Me Frank

She kept going on and on about what to give up for Lent!

Love and Other Drugs