My date with the person above me was going great until...
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It was speed dating and one of us was clearly on the wrong side of the table!0
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They ran out of A1 steak sauce...0
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He asked for a large soup bowl and filled it with A10
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He was excited when they put ketchup on the table and poured it into his mouth0
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She ordered a coconut cream pie and then throw it at my face.
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he asked the waitress for her phone number, in front of me. the gall. lol0
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She gave the busboy her number, technically I gave him the number. She poked me and said "give this to that cute busboy"1
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he thought it was a great idea to pimp me out for a few extra bucks. what impudence! lol0
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I told her she sounded sexy when she used big words. Then she said Auf Weidersehen0
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Until he spoke German ..and I passed out...0
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She passed out when I ordered Schnitzel.
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She tried to choke me with a Pretzel0
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I began showing symptoms of consuming tainted romaine lettuce...0
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Which was strange because I was the one who ordered salad
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Ordered a salad but ate half of my steak0
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Sold me on his juiciness but then got all stingy with it0
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She told me she wasn't into Italian cuisine.0
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He was dodging all the signals I threw1
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mandipandi75 wrote: »He was dodging all the signals I threw
I'm just to daft to pick up on them usually.
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It never ended, just changed gears1
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He refused to get matching tattoos1
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She wanted to tattoo her name on my forehead
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She got defensive when I asked about the girl’s name tattooed on her forehead. Then she angrily pulled her shirt open revealing the “No Regerts” tattoo emblazoned across her chest. I promised not to ask any more questions, and quietly ate my dinner.0
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He said he wouldn’t pay for mine0
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he kept asking if I was his lobster.0
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I told her I love Lobster
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He got the lobster meaning wrong lol1
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I loosened my belt after the 1st main course and proceeded to order my 2nd main course...0
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He wouldn't share his pizza0
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