My date with the person above me was going great until...

winnsome85

Anyone care to share?

mrwineismybf

His wife showed up

winnsome85

I realized she wanted my beer

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mellecita

He brought me home to meet his mom, all seven of his brothers and his "Uncle" Jerry... on our first date.

subcounter

she started asking me what we should name our kids. It was 10 minutes in to the date...

winnsome85

MeganAM89 wrote: »

MeganAM89 wrote: »

He started kissing me in such a way that it was like he was trying to eat my face

Did you change the title of this thread? Or can I just not read? Because I was talking about an actual experience and I definitely didn't follow the rules in this thread

Oops. Sorry about that. I named it incorrectly. Didn't mean to leave you hanging.

mellecita

He told me I couldn't order a hamburger and ordered a salad for me instead

subcounter

she saw her ex and started chatting him up.

jenmar222

I found out he had a girlfriend

Bonny132

He kept eating my food off my plate

THS2SHALLPASS

she said she wouldn't be my girlfriend

Archer2017

Started replying with hisses and barks to my questions.

mellecita

He kept flexing his muscles and showing them off to everyone who walked by.

Bonny132

He took out a dog collar and asked me to take him for a walk after dinner.

mrwineismybf

I found out she didnt like girls

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Bonny132

He told me he has 17 children with 16 different women, and cannot wait to become a father again as children is such a blessing.

davedoubleu

Her hubby turned up

Bonny132

I found out he already has 3 wives and is looking for number 4

davedoubleu

Bonny132 wrote: »

I found out he already has 3 wives and is looking for number 4

Once was enough!!!

Bonny132

He didn't like my twin sister

davedoubleu wrote: »

Bonny132 wrote: »

I found out he already has 3 wives and is looking for number 4

Once was enough!!!

mellecita

she ordered two entrees, an appetizer, and a dessert... all for herself

Bonny132

She took me to a fancy overpriced restaurant and wanted me to pay as she had forgotten her wallet...

winnsome85

She tried to make me come in out of the sun...

Gimsteinn

He yelled at me for deadlifting wile wearing shoes

davedoubleu

She deadlifted the waiter

pbandwine

His Tinder date showed up.

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mrwineismybf

He picked it up and immediately applied cream to his own butt bump

Bonny132

she broke wind, by lifting her butt cheek up and letting rip, then gave herself 10/10. I knew then we were just not compatible, no way I could compete with that.