My date with the person above me was going great until...
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she pulled her pants out and said look! pet it.1
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He opened his mouth
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Kept trying to swap his salad for my fries, gave me a complex.0
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She wasn't into me..M. Told me by throwing a bowl of spaghetti at my face..0
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She told me she hated "The Walking Dead"0
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he told me he WAS the walking dead1
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She tried to claim she'd make a better Neegan than me
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she said my Lucille wouldn't fit...1
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He kept hitting me over the head with his Lucille
P.S. I'm having Neegan withdraws
(Though lots of Daryl is holding me over okay)0 -
Lucille just wasn't THIRSTY enough for her1
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After 20 minutes of her staring me in the eye with that look on her face, I couldn't take it anymoreMrStabbems wrote: »Lucille just wasn't hungry enough for her
He fecked up the line
It's "thirsty" .....amateur 
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She never returned my calls, messages, faxes, etc.0
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He called me a milf! dude! I'm not that old
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I put too much butter in her popcorn...0
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she tried to eat my food. get yo hands off my meat!0
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We couldn't agree on a diet.. I wanted to do Zone.. he wanted to do the fruit juice diet
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Yeah, that would pretty much do it
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I insisted i was the king he had to be my queen0
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I tried to serve him Icelandic hákarl...0
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she started benching the waiter..0
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Hey.. @MrStabbems you started by using the waitress as a kettlebell for your Turkish getups !0
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Bridge_marie wrote: »He wouldn't share his meat.
im on his side here im afraid...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96DDkJMZd-Q 1 -
Hey.. @MrStabbems you started by using the waitress as a kettlebell for your Turkish getups !
was that what that was? I was doing something I had seen in the karma sutra.0 -
we really didn't mix well together.. he kept trying to steal my food!
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MrStabbems wrote: »Hey.. @MrStabbems you started by using the waitress as a kettlebell for your Turkish getups !
was that what that was? I was doing something I had seen in the karma sutra.
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He tried to skip out without paying me for the dance0
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I told him I was a vegetarian...he said, "But you can eat steak, right?!"0
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