My date with the person above me was going great until...

Renaissance_Turtle

Ah, that would be TMI. I don't need any mfp warnings. LOL

NLP6618

Ooh damn. Do I need to kick your *kitten* anyways?

mila0814

she said she was going to the ladies room and never came back

Dyl1789

Said she would meet me in the ladies room but wasn't there when I got there

Renaissance_Turtle

No, I'm just teasing you. LOL! I've had my emotional *kitten* kicked enough lately, I don't need an actual *kitten* kicking to add to it.

NLP6618

Ok. I was just playing. I'm a lover not a fighter.

slimgirljo15

Her hub said she had to go home

Renaissance_Turtle

She got out of the handcuffs a second time...

mila0814

he had a crazy obsession

Dyl1789

thought skinny dipping was a great first date

ericaknight1995

He stabbed me in the heart.

mila0814

she tried to push me in front of a car

Renaissance_Turtle

Someone in a car hit her.

ericaknight1995

I hit someone with my car.

mila0814

she ran away from the cops

ericaknight1995

She ran away with a cop.

Renaissance_Turtle

We were running from the cops & got separated from each other. She had the getaway car...

slimgirljo15

She threw up

mila0814

he separated from me while running from the cops

ericaknight1995

She was a cop.

Renaissance_Turtle

There were too damn many cops in the area for us to have a reasonable bank heist & all around relaxing date.

ericaknight1995

He tried to sell dope to a cop.

Dyl1789

she was an undercover cop waiting for me to sell dope to her

slimgirljo15

He said he'd lost his wallet

ericaknight1995

She stole my wallet.

Mike_take2

She started doing the Elaine dance

slimgirljo15

He took his false teeth out at the table

liftorgohome

She farted in the restuarant

mila0814

he passed out drunk

AliNouveau

She laid down by the pool and never got back up